Friday, February 20, 2009

Malaysiakini: Exclusive - Scandalous Photos of prominent local politician

Exclusive

An anonymous reader of BNMust go have just sent us a semi nude photo of what he claims to be a prominent local Malaysian politician. The photo shows the politician in a scantily clad piece of what look like old cloth, probably with nothing underneath.

Since some local politicians are well known to change their facial features every now and then, BNMustgo can only speculate the identity of the person in the photo.


What's more amazing is that the photo depicts the person as a traditional mystical spirit being, commonly known as a Toyol. Here's a brief definition of a Toyol from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol):

A Toyol or Tuyul is a mythical spirit in the Malay mythology of South-East Asia (notably Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore). It is a small child spirit invoked by a bomoh (Malay witch doctor) from a dead human foetus using black magic. It is possible to buy a toyol from such a bomoh.

A person who owns a toyol uses it mainly to steal things from other people, or to do mischief. According to a well-known superstition, if money or jewellery keeps disappearing mysteriously from your house, a toyol might be responsible. One way to ward off a toyol is to place some needles under your money, for toyols are afraid of being hurt by needles.


What baffles us is that the suspected politician in question is hardly a child, and that he usually appears normal (despite changing his looks every now and then).

We hereby urge the politician to own up that he is indeed the Toyol, and that he posess magical powers to change his physical size, in addition to supernatural ability to steal money and land from the Rakyat.

In view of the recent scandals surrounding nude politicians in the land, we further urge the politician to resign from all his political posts immediately until a thorough investigation and exorcism can be performed.

BNMust would like to remind the people to be calm upon reading this exclusive, and not to jump into conclusions that everybody in his party are Toyols.

This is simply speculation and bears no truth in that as we have substianted proof that most of the party members consist of other beings such as Orang Minyak Duit Petronas, Polong C4 Mongolia, Pelesit Di Raja Makhluk (PDRM), Hantu Duit Rakyat Raya and Pontianak Tingkat 4.

2 comments:

  1. This is a most ingenius piece of satire about this toyol. I love it.

    Suggest you do a piece on Sarawak's "tahi mahu",the iron man who wants everything including 'tahi'.

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  2. LOL Thanks for the compliment.. BNMustGo will get that up soon enough

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