And to think this moron is among the Selangor state's Pakatan political leaders.
Excerpt from Malaysiakini, read the full text here:
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/111565
Powers of arrest?
Hassan however issued contradictory statements on whether the mosque officials had the powers to arrest. Below is an excerpt of the press conference held at the state secretariat building yesterday:
Hassan: In other words, they are merely the ears and eyes (of the authorities).
Reporter: That is not what has been reported from your previous press conference...
Hassan: No, no, no. You were misreporting. I was very clear on that.
Reporter: So there is no powers of arrest?
Hassan: They can arrest and bring them to the authorities.
Reporter: If there is no enforcement officials present, can they make arrests?
Hassan: Every district has enforcement officers.
Reporter: Meaning, they must arrest people in the presence of enforcement officials and not on their own?
Hassan: Yes.
Reporter: So they can approach offenders on their own, but in an advisory capacity?
Hassan: Yes. It is like this, if someone reports to the mosque official that someone is consuming alcohol and the mosque official goes (to take action). He can tangkap (arrest), but he (mosque officials) cannot impose penalties.
Reporter: Under what law are mosque officials allowed to make arrests?
Hassan: It says so under the authority card (issued to them).
Reporter: So the mosque officials have powers of arrests?
Hassan: Yes, but not as wide as the enforcement officials.
Reporter: What if the offender does not cooperate?
Hassan: They normally will go in groups. Their role is to advise. 'You have made a mistake, come follow us to see the authorities'. If that person fights back, the enforcement officials will take action.
Reporter: You are contradicting what you said earlier. You said mosque officials can make arrests.
Hassan: It is like this, if someone in a village is found drinking, they (the mosque officials) can arrest him and take him to the authorities.
Reporter: Are they allowed to use handcuffs?
Hassan: No.
Issuing authority cards? LOL This fucking idiot actually thinks he can issue his own authority cards to arrest anybody he likes.
They called this guy the UMNO mole. BNMustGo concurs. Only an UMNO freak can be so godamn stupid.
Friday, August 28, 2009
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Open letter to Zambry
Attn: Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir, MB of Perak
Dear Sir,
We are writing this open letter to you because we feel that you have been thoroughly wronged by the people of Perak, and we would like to come to your defense. After all, BNMustGo is all about justice and righteousness, yes?
We realised that you are being called many unpleasant names, and we suppose they might have hurt your feelings somewhat. Please be strong, Datuk, for they are all nothing but malicious lies spread by the unemployed womanfolk bloggers.
Take for example, the fact that you are more well known by your nick names of Zambry Mamak, Zambry Kutty, Zambry Jelmaan Sami Vellu etc, than anything else.
Well, we do not think you are a mamak. Afterall, you are a member of UMNO - the United MALAYS National Organisation. So you SHOULD be a Malay. UMNO only accepts Malays as members, right? To hell with with those bloggers.
And about the Kutty thing. We think they must have mistaken you with the Tun Kutty a/l Kutty. You know, the fella that robbed us dry for 2 decades, and is now back for more? Come to think of it, how can the bloggers be so stupid? The Tun Kutty is so Pakistani, and you are so dashingly Melayu looking. He's shrewed and smart, while you are, er, well, you are what you are.
In any case, if you really admire the original Kutty and wants to be him (or at least look like him, skintone-wise), well, just contact Micheal Jackson. He can definitely teach you how to do the Black or White thing. Afterall, Clorox is cheap at Carrefour this week (RM 6.99 for 5L extra large). BNMustGo hereby agrees to sponsor you all the bleach you need to have your Channel [V] Next Top Model style makeover, should you decide to do so. Of course, our sponsorship is limited to all the bleach for your personal use only.
Next they called you an illegitimate Menteri Besar and that you have an illegitimate EXCO and an illegitimate mandate, among many other illegitimate things about you. Please do not take those to heart, as they are just jealous of you. Though you are going to be one of the shortest tenured MBs to take office in our country's history, we think you are as legit as it goes. Afterall, the whole of Perak supports and love you right? They are your loyal and royal subjects, and you are free to treat Perakians anyway you wish. That is your birthright. Your destiny.
We also think you selling off the Camrys and buying the Perdanas is surely a masterstroke, the pinacle of your ingenuity. We should support the National Cars at all costs. Even if the maintenance is 3 times as high, the quality stinks and it's a 15 year old design, that is okay. It is the state's money, and what use is money if not spent. Agree?
Come 7 May 2009, we would be in Ipoh to support you and your goons, er, we mean the other BN ADUNS. We will stand in the front line to defend you should the Pakatan supporters turn rowdy or start hurling insults at you again. In fact, if you wish, we can help you grab that speaker's chair. Get rid of the Sivakumar fella once and for all. And help seal your name into the history books for all eternity.
Will the Real Slime Kutty please stand up?
Thank you.
Yours sincerely,
BNMustGo
Another one of your fans, listing down all the contributions you have for the people of Perak:
Jasa2 Zambry al-kudeta… Baru saja 2 bulan Zambry merampas oppss memerintah Perak..kita telah melihat banyak jasa2 yang telah dibuat beliau untuk rakyat Perak…
1. baru saja masuk pejabat Menteri Besar langkah pertama tukar karpet dan lain-lain asesori….maka berwajah barulah pejabat MB sekarang ini..bertambah ceria dan berseri…
2. Pecat semua ketua kampung pilihan rakyat… Ketua kampung pilihan rakyat ini dilantik atas kehendak Raja Muda…idok ke menderhaka namaya tu..? ehh..itu bukan derhaka itu mengembalikan hak rakyat…
3. Zambry yang berjiwa rakyat menjamu rakyat dengan ‘Sure Heboh’ untuk menghiburkan rakyat jelata…direstukan pula oleh Tok Mufti..satu gandingan yang mantop…betul2 Zamby dan Tok Mufti memahami kehendak rakyat…
4. Menjimatkan wang rakyat dengan melelong Camry yang masih dalam jaminan 3 tahun..kerana beliau nak guna semula Perdana V6…alangkah mulianya Zambry ini… sehingga mendapat anugerah dari Sultan Perak dengan gelaran Dato’ Seri…bayangkan baru 2 bulan merampas oppsss memerintah dah dapat anugerah..korang ADUN PR memerintah Perak 10 bulan dapat apa..tu laa jasa korang tak setara dengan Zambry and the gang…tu pasal tak dapat apa2…
lihatlah..betapa banyak sumbangan yang dah dibuat kepada rakyat Perak..dalam masa 2 bulan..banyak ‘penjimatan’ wang rakyat telah dilakukan oleh Zambry… JASAMU AKAN DIKENANG..!!
Courtesy of:
http://jasindaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/jasa-jasa-zambry-mamak-di-perak.html
Some of the sites which called you a mamak, for your further action, Datuk Seri:
http://ini-yang-aku-rasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/zambry-mamak-realorang-melayu-atau.html
http://seriiskandar.wordpress.com/2009/03/06/ppac-mamak-zambry-dan-exco-haram-gagal-hadir-malaysiakini/
http://jelas.info/2009/04/27/zambry-unnecessary-to-let-perak-people-decide-who-is-legitimate-mb/
Oh by the way, here's the Google stats for "Zambry Mamak" Search: Results 11 - 20 of about 32,700 for zambry mamak. (0.13 seconds)
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Thursday, April 30, 2009
Of condolences and sadness
The wife of one of the prominent local state politicians just kicked the bucket recently, after helping her husband rob and steal from the people for more than 27 years.
BNMustGo would like to wish the family the deepest of condolences. Not that we are very sorry about it, really. I mean, if it's your time, it's your time.
The only regret we have, if any, about this whole thing is that perhaps the Higher Powers took the wrong spouse. Or took one less. Should've done the one up over both of them. Actually, should've just whacked the entire family and next of kins. Ali Bebe and the 40 thieves (and robbers, wife beaters, etc), basically.
The husband is probably the more suitable candidate to have a game over. And this will definitely save the people of the poor state much, much further anguish, heartbreak and sadness.
Imagine, then, Mr Widower, when you die (which we hope is real soon), the entire state will rejoice in your death. Everybody will cheer, and party and dance like there's no tomorrow. Imagine decades after you die, we will still tell our grand kids about the atrocities you committed against your fellow country men.
And when you die, you will be judged in Hell. And we'll bet the ranch that you will burn in the Fires of Hell for eternity as well. Just like your wife.
May God have mercy on what's left of your dark soul, for no one else will.
BNMustGo would like to wish the family the deepest of condolences. Not that we are very sorry about it, really. I mean, if it's your time, it's your time.
The only regret we have, if any, about this whole thing is that perhaps the Higher Powers took the wrong spouse. Or took one less. Should've done the one up over both of them. Actually, should've just whacked the entire family and next of kins. Ali Bebe and the 40 thieves (and robbers, wife beaters, etc), basically.
The husband is probably the more suitable candidate to have a game over. And this will definitely save the people of the poor state much, much further anguish, heartbreak and sadness.
Imagine, then, Mr Widower, when you die (which we hope is real soon), the entire state will rejoice in your death. Everybody will cheer, and party and dance like there's no tomorrow. Imagine decades after you die, we will still tell our grand kids about the atrocities you committed against your fellow country men.
And when you die, you will be judged in Hell. And we'll bet the ranch that you will burn in the Fires of Hell for eternity as well. Just like your wife.
May God have mercy on what's left of your dark soul, for no one else will.
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Penanti - Why we are fully behind BN standing in the by-election
On a recent Malaysiakini news report about BN considering about pulling out of the Penanti by-election, we here at BNMustGo wish to voice our dissatisfaction over this issue.We want you to fight, you chicken shit. You lose like what, 5-6 by-elections (not mentioning getting your arse whoped to kingdom come in GE 2008, of course), and now you are running scared?
And you call yourselves the party that leads the people? Where's your balls? What does this tell the other nations about our country's leaders? That you can blow up people using C4, but is afraid to even stand in a little election?
Now as it is with our previous postings, we are going to give you facts and figures why it benefits the people (or certain people, that is) if you were to change your mind and fight like a real man:
1. Our Police Raja Di Malaysia (PRDM) are too damn free. Need to give them something to do or else they are taking gaji buta (our hard earned money). Get them to act as goons and beat up people. Use them to arrest the Pakatan boys. Most important of all, remember their postal votes. Remember. Very Important. You need those votes to look less embarassing later.
2. Apart from gerrymandering and "ensuring the dominance of a certain race in the country", the piece of crap Elections Commission is practically good for nothing. Give them something to do during this by-E, and possibly the higher echlons will get to sniff out some 'incentives' from poster and ballot printing companies. Call it another type of mini economic stimulus package.
3. Speaking of stimulus packages, the people will get goodies too. The people will get their few hundred ringgit ang pows and vote the opposition once again. But remember, it's not really your money, is it? Who cares as long as it's Uncle Vincent's cash, which he will then rip off from the people through questionable contracts yet again. See? No costs involved for you BN fellas.
4. You get another golden chance to show the people what you do best: giving racist speeches, talk about your spirited 50 year old struggle (and of course, still struggling) for the sake of a certain race, defaming Pakatan guys and gals, and last but not least, this time around, you get to showpiece your greatest asset of all time, the Tun himself (who wants to spearhead the campaign, can you imagine).
5. Sex scandals! Yes. This one is a sure bet. Every time there's a big political movement around the corner, surprisingly there's always nude pictures, homosexual swearings, mattresses and so on. Seems to happen only to Pakatan people, strangely enough. However, just like how you get tired of sex with the same style all the time, we are kind of sick of the usual stuffs. Let's be more creative this time around. How about making your own Youth Chief Son-In-Law a homonecro-beastialitic (suggest a dead male cow or sheep .. easier to find and plant evidence) instead? Could be feng shui. Seems like the victimized party always seem to win. Go victimize yourself. Might get a few more sympathy votes.
You know, when you lose (which which you are assured of, of course), it's okay. You gave it your best shot. You will even have given the people a chance to make extra income, listen to your crap satires and have a good laugh about you, and let the people screw you again after taking your money.
So Mr C4, be a man. Lawan tetap lawan. And we suppose you are just as "Pantang Dicabar" as your predecessor (who really did run away after 'dicabar' by you, if we recall correctly).
So you see, the benefits far outweight the cons. Go ahead BN! GO BN! GO BN! GO BN! BN MUST GO!
Monday, April 13, 2009
2009 in review + Fast Forward
December 31st 2009 - AP
Amid rumors of yet another crackdown, Malaysian are divided yet again across racial and political divides on this last day of the year.
January 1st 2010 - Reuters
2 little known bloggers from the hard hitting satirical blog bnmustgo (bnmustgo.blogspot.com) were this morning apprehended at their respective residences in Petaling Jaya and Kuching, Malaysia according to reliable sources who spoke on condition of anonymity. The same sources also informed that these 2 individuals are most likely to be held under the nation's draconian Internal Security Act, which allows for indefinite detention without trail.
January 2nd 2010 - Agencies
Home Minister Zahid today issued a brief statement acknowledging that two suspected 'separatist terrorist' where apprehended by members of the special branch in 2 separate pre-dawn raids on New Year's Day. "These 'separatist bloggers' would use any means possible to cause chaos, havoc in their aim to 'break up the nation' and hence must be stopped at all costs," the Minister was quoted saying to journalists at a function on Press Freedom organised by Utusan Malaysia last night.
January 3rd 2010 - Straits Times
The Prime Minister of Malaysia today issued a denial that 2 anti Barisan Nasional bloggers were under arrest and had been placed under the country's draconian Internal Security Act (ISA), despite an earlier press statement by the Home Minister the day before confirming the arrests. The press statement has since been retracted citing an 'error in information processing'.
The PM reiterated ," We have never directed the arrests and I assure you that they are fine and free. We have always respected the individual right of dissent and freedom of speech. Anyone can speak their mind freely." "As to their whereabouts, I don't know. You must ask them. They are freemen.. it's not as if were are in the Big Brother business, keeping tabs on the movement of our citizens," an obviously peeved PM stressed when pressed further.
June 30th 2010 - Agencies
6 months following the New Year's Day swoop by balaclava clad special branch operatives, the whereabouts of the two hitherto little known bloggers were still unknown. The Home Minister and Inspector General of Police have time and again denied any police involvement or arrest of the two, despite various accusations from the opposition Pakatan Rakyat.
December 20th 2010- Bernama
The IGP and Elections Commission issued separate statements today warning political parties not to bring up the issue of 2 missing bloggers (persumed kidnapped by government agents by the opposition alliance) during campaigning for the upcoming 13th General Elections, called 3 years early by the ruling coalition in and attempt to stamp the 'rising tide of anti governement sentiment' as insiders are quoted saying. "Any person caught bringing up the issue will be charged under the sedition act," according to sources within the police.
August 31st 2020 - The New Utusan
In a brief and sombre ceremony after the National Day Parades, newly sworn in Prime Minister, Mohd. Raju Chong anak John, dedicated the opposition Pakatan Rakyat's recent landslide win in the polls to those ''Brave men and women" who gave their lives in the face of tyranny for the freedom and equality of their nation, in clear reference to dozens of anti-government bloggers who 'dissapeared' in what he described as the 'darkest period in our nations history'. Ten years on, the whereabouts of 2 most prominent bloggers, who went missing on New Year's Day in 2010. They are presumed dead. "They may be gone, but the nation shall forever remember and be in their debt," the Prime Minister proclaimed in a speech broadcast live to 20 countries world wide.
Amid rumors of yet another crackdown, Malaysian are divided yet again across racial and political divides on this last day of the year.
January 1st 2010 - Reuters
2 little known bloggers from the hard hitting satirical blog bnmustgo (bnmustgo.blogspot.com) were this morning apprehended at their respective residences in Petaling Jaya and Kuching, Malaysia according to reliable sources who spoke on condition of anonymity. The same sources also informed that these 2 individuals are most likely to be held under the nation's draconian Internal Security Act, which allows for indefinite detention without trail.
January 2nd 2010 - Agencies
Home Minister Zahid today issued a brief statement acknowledging that two suspected 'separatist terrorist' where apprehended by members of the special branch in 2 separate pre-dawn raids on New Year's Day. "These 'separatist bloggers' would use any means possible to cause chaos, havoc in their aim to 'break up the nation' and hence must be stopped at all costs," the Minister was quoted saying to journalists at a function on Press Freedom organised by Utusan Malaysia last night.
January 3rd 2010 - Straits Times
The Prime Minister of Malaysia today issued a denial that 2 anti Barisan Nasional bloggers were under arrest and had been placed under the country's draconian Internal Security Act (ISA), despite an earlier press statement by the Home Minister the day before confirming the arrests. The press statement has since been retracted citing an 'error in information processing'.
The PM reiterated ," We have never directed the arrests and I assure you that they are fine and free. We have always respected the individual right of dissent and freedom of speech. Anyone can speak their mind freely." "As to their whereabouts, I don't know. You must ask them. They are freemen.. it's not as if were are in the Big Brother business, keeping tabs on the movement of our citizens," an obviously peeved PM stressed when pressed further.
June 30th 2010 - Agencies
6 months following the New Year's Day swoop by balaclava clad special branch operatives, the whereabouts of the two hitherto little known bloggers were still unknown. The Home Minister and Inspector General of Police have time and again denied any police involvement or arrest of the two, despite various accusations from the opposition Pakatan Rakyat.
December 20th 2010- Bernama
The IGP and Elections Commission issued separate statements today warning political parties not to bring up the issue of 2 missing bloggers (persumed kidnapped by government agents by the opposition alliance) during campaigning for the upcoming 13th General Elections, called 3 years early by the ruling coalition in and attempt to stamp the 'rising tide of anti governement sentiment' as insiders are quoted saying. "Any person caught bringing up the issue will be charged under the sedition act," according to sources within the police.
August 31st 2020 - The New Utusan
In a brief and sombre ceremony after the National Day Parades, newly sworn in Prime Minister, Mohd. Raju Chong anak John, dedicated the opposition Pakatan Rakyat's recent landslide win in the polls to those ''Brave men and women" who gave their lives in the face of tyranny for the freedom and equality of their nation, in clear reference to dozens of anti-government bloggers who 'dissapeared' in what he described as the 'darkest period in our nations history'. Ten years on, the whereabouts of 2 most prominent bloggers, who went missing on New Year's Day in 2010. They are presumed dead. "They may be gone, but the nation shall forever remember and be in their debt," the Prime Minister proclaimed in a speech broadcast live to 20 countries world wide.
Sunday, April 5, 2009
Headlines - 2009 in review
April 03, 2009 - TheStar
... Najib takes over as the Sixth Prime Minister of Malaysia, succeeding Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi...
April 15, 2009 - Malaysian Insider
... still reeling from the defeats of the two by-elections in Bukit Gantang and Bukit Selambau, the only consolation for Najib's new government is the slim majority win at Batang Ai. BN leaders have condemned Opposition for raising sensitive racial issues and misleading the voters in all the constituencies during the campaign period..
April 28, 2009 - News Straits Times
... reports of corruption and sedition lodged against prominent leaders of the opposition. Separate reports have been lodged by the Zulfadli Mansur, President of the Angkatan Pemuda Belia YAMNO against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim for stocking racial tensions during the Perak parliamentary by-election earlier in the month, while a corruption report have been lodged with MACC against Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang for issuing quarry license to favored parties.
April 29, 2009 - The Sun
... MACC have arrested Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang, for corruption. He will be charged with 5 counts of corruption involving various state deals award...
May 4, 2009 - Utusan Malayu
... Anwar Ibrahim anti-Islam dan anti-Melayu. Dalam ceramah terbaru beliau, Datuk Seri Anwar berkata bahawa rakyat Malaysia, tidak kira bangsa mahupun agama, berhak untuk memilih agama mereka...
May 5, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
... Datuk Seri Anwar mungkin ditahan dibawah ISA...
May 21, 2009 - The Star
... Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, Lim Kit Siang, Karpal Singh and Teresa Kok arrested under ISA. When reached for comment, Home Minister Zahid Hamidi said that they are now deemed to be a 'grave threat to national security' and will be held indefinitely...
May 26, 2009 - New Straits Times
... 48 more Pakatan members, most of them members of Parliament and state reps, have been arrested under ISA in a nationwide crackdown on sedition and national security threats....
June 3, 2009 - TheStar
... the Barisan government will officially take over the Kedah state government today after 13 of the Pakatan representatives switched over to Barison National....
Meanwhile, there are talks that more state reps from Selangor and Penang will either resign or switch parties to Barisan. When reached for comment, most of them voiced their dissatisfaction over the leadership of their respective parties (most of whom are now in the Kamunting detention camp).
June 28, 2009 - Malaysiakini
... in a shock move, Prime Minister Najib Tun Rajak have announced a massive RM 28 billion project entitled Cyberjaya 2020 to expand the current Silicon Valley of Malaysia, the Cyberjaya corridor to combine the towns of Nilai, Seremban, KLIA and Technology Park Malaysia into one giant high tech industry incubator.
The project will span 3 years, and is due to start August after the bidding process, due to start next week.....
July 29, 2009 - New Straits Times
... Khairy Jamaluddin and Tunku Razaleigh, among 20 others, charged with money politics by the UMNO disciplinary committee...
July 30, 2009 - Malaysiakini
.... Suara Keadilan, The Rocket and Harakah, among 8 others, banned...
August 12, 2009 - Malaysiakini
... Raja Petra Kamaluddin or RPK as he is commonly known, Editor of Malaysia Today, found guilty of sedition in various articles that he have written. He is also handed down a total of 15 years of jail sentence. He is also currently defending the charges of Treason against the Sultan of Perak in court. If found guilty, RPK faces the maximum penalty for treason, which death by hanging....
August 25, 2009 - The New Straits Times
... ISPs ordered to block all seditious websites...
August 30, 2009 - TheStar
.... Najib announces a second mega project aimed at stimulation the economy further. RM 14 Billion will be spent in the next 2 years to upgrade existing ports throughout Malaysia...
August 31, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
... Tun Dr Mahathir memasuki semula Kabinet sebagai Minister Mentor...
August 31, 2009 - TheStar
... Second wave of crackdowns against politicians launched by the Police. This time more than 30 Pakatan leaders are arrested for raising sensitive issues during various gathering sessions...
September 20, 2009 - News Straits Times
.... 20 dead, over 300 seriously injured in public protest over the arrest of the opposition politicians. Police resorted to using force after the protestors tried to storm the Parliament emergency session...
... pro-opposition activists are armed with highly dangerous weapons such as rolled-up posters, thick law books and motorcycle helmets...
October 10, 2009 - TheStar
... RPK dies in jail. Police have classified the case as sudden death, ruled out foul play and the official report shows that the exact cause of death is water in lungs...
October 30, 2009 - News Strait Times
... Parti Keadilan Rakyat declared an illegal party due to money politics...
November 20, 2009 - News Straits Times
... Mukhriz declared new UMNO youth chief after Khairy Jamalludin resigned....
November 30, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
.... Zaid Ibrahim, Presiden parti politik baru, Parti Adil Rakyat, ditahan police atas tuduhan rasuah dan derhaka...
December 3, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
.... Tun Dr Mahathir mahu kerajaan meluluskan project RM 10.6 Billion meningkat taraf KLIA secepat mungkin...
December 24, 2009 - TheStar
... Toll rates to raise as much as 230% on 1st January..
... Meanwhile, the management of the Star Publication Group wants to take this opportunity to wish all Christians a very Merry Christmas and a Happy 2010...
December 27, 2009 - TheStar
... Selangor falls under Barisan...
... water and electricity tariffs to raise as much as 300% on 1 Jan...
... Najib takes over as the Sixth Prime Minister of Malaysia, succeeding Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi...
April 15, 2009 - Malaysian Insider
... still reeling from the defeats of the two by-elections in Bukit Gantang and Bukit Selambau, the only consolation for Najib's new government is the slim majority win at Batang Ai. BN leaders have condemned Opposition for raising sensitive racial issues and misleading the voters in all the constituencies during the campaign period..
April 28, 2009 - News Straits Times
... reports of corruption and sedition lodged against prominent leaders of the opposition. Separate reports have been lodged by the Zulfadli Mansur, President of the Angkatan Pemuda Belia YAMNO against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim for stocking racial tensions during the Perak parliamentary by-election earlier in the month, while a corruption report have been lodged with MACC against Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang for issuing quarry license to favored parties.
April 29, 2009 - The Sun
... MACC have arrested Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang, for corruption. He will be charged with 5 counts of corruption involving various state deals award...
May 4, 2009 - Utusan Malayu
... Anwar Ibrahim anti-Islam dan anti-Melayu. Dalam ceramah terbaru beliau, Datuk Seri Anwar berkata bahawa rakyat Malaysia, tidak kira bangsa mahupun agama, berhak untuk memilih agama mereka...
May 5, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
... Datuk Seri Anwar mungkin ditahan dibawah ISA...
May 21, 2009 - The Star
... Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, Lim Kit Siang, Karpal Singh and Teresa Kok arrested under ISA. When reached for comment, Home Minister Zahid Hamidi said that they are now deemed to be a 'grave threat to national security' and will be held indefinitely...
May 26, 2009 - New Straits Times
... 48 more Pakatan members, most of them members of Parliament and state reps, have been arrested under ISA in a nationwide crackdown on sedition and national security threats....
June 3, 2009 - TheStar
... the Barisan government will officially take over the Kedah state government today after 13 of the Pakatan representatives switched over to Barison National....
Meanwhile, there are talks that more state reps from Selangor and Penang will either resign or switch parties to Barisan. When reached for comment, most of them voiced their dissatisfaction over the leadership of their respective parties (most of whom are now in the Kamunting detention camp).
June 28, 2009 - Malaysiakini
... in a shock move, Prime Minister Najib Tun Rajak have announced a massive RM 28 billion project entitled Cyberjaya 2020 to expand the current Silicon Valley of Malaysia, the Cyberjaya corridor to combine the towns of Nilai, Seremban, KLIA and Technology Park Malaysia into one giant high tech industry incubator.
The project will span 3 years, and is due to start August after the bidding process, due to start next week.....
July 29, 2009 - New Straits Times
... Khairy Jamaluddin and Tunku Razaleigh, among 20 others, charged with money politics by the UMNO disciplinary committee...
July 30, 2009 - Malaysiakini
.... Suara Keadilan, The Rocket and Harakah, among 8 others, banned...
August 12, 2009 - Malaysiakini
... Raja Petra Kamaluddin or RPK as he is commonly known, Editor of Malaysia Today, found guilty of sedition in various articles that he have written. He is also handed down a total of 15 years of jail sentence. He is also currently defending the charges of Treason against the Sultan of Perak in court. If found guilty, RPK faces the maximum penalty for treason, which death by hanging....
August 25, 2009 - The New Straits Times
... ISPs ordered to block all seditious websites...
August 30, 2009 - TheStar
.... Najib announces a second mega project aimed at stimulation the economy further. RM 14 Billion will be spent in the next 2 years to upgrade existing ports throughout Malaysia...
August 31, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
... Tun Dr Mahathir memasuki semula Kabinet sebagai Minister Mentor...
August 31, 2009 - TheStar
... Second wave of crackdowns against politicians launched by the Police. This time more than 30 Pakatan leaders are arrested for raising sensitive issues during various gathering sessions...
September 20, 2009 - News Straits Times
.... 20 dead, over 300 seriously injured in public protest over the arrest of the opposition politicians. Police resorted to using force after the protestors tried to storm the Parliament emergency session...
... pro-opposition activists are armed with highly dangerous weapons such as rolled-up posters, thick law books and motorcycle helmets...
October 10, 2009 - TheStar
... RPK dies in jail. Police have classified the case as sudden death, ruled out foul play and the official report shows that the exact cause of death is water in lungs...
October 30, 2009 - News Strait Times
... Parti Keadilan Rakyat declared an illegal party due to money politics...
November 20, 2009 - News Straits Times
... Mukhriz declared new UMNO youth chief after Khairy Jamalludin resigned....
November 30, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
.... Zaid Ibrahim, Presiden parti politik baru, Parti Adil Rakyat, ditahan police atas tuduhan rasuah dan derhaka...
December 3, 2009 - Utusan Melayu
.... Tun Dr Mahathir mahu kerajaan meluluskan project RM 10.6 Billion meningkat taraf KLIA secepat mungkin...
December 24, 2009 - TheStar
... Toll rates to raise as much as 230% on 1st January..
... Meanwhile, the management of the Star Publication Group wants to take this opportunity to wish all Christians a very Merry Christmas and a Happy 2010...
December 27, 2009 - TheStar
... Selangor falls under Barisan...
... water and electricity tariffs to raise as much as 300% on 1 Jan...
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Live? feeds and pics from Batang Ai (Lubok Antu?)
This writer apologies on behalf of bnmustgo for not putting up anything over the past month or so - we are too preoccupied with the vicissitudes of our personal lives (our bad) and also to wait for more 'interesting' developments from the sleepy camp (sighing in disappointment)....
Well, I hope what I plan to do next will in a small way make up for our collective unproductiveness.
With all the prominent guys and gals focussed on the 2 Bukits, I'll try to make sure that our very own Batang (River in Iban) is not left out, god willing.
This writer will try his best to not get drunk tonight (hence happy hour is a few hours early today) so as to be able to make the 4am, 4hr drive up to Lubok Antu in time to get ahead of our Pehin Sri and is helicopter...
Fingers crossed.. Fingers crossed also on my BB8900 camera being up to task (the writer with the DSLR unfortunately is currenty 'tied up' across the pond)..Also fingers crossed that there's sufficient gprs/edge quality up there for me to send my pics and messages back to the guy in PJ who, god willing, does not get too drunk tonight as well, for uploading onto the blog.
Well, I hope what I plan to do next will in a small way make up for our collective unproductiveness.
With all the prominent guys and gals focussed on the 2 Bukits, I'll try to make sure that our very own Batang (River in Iban) is not left out, god willing.
This writer will try his best to not get drunk tonight (hence happy hour is a few hours early today) so as to be able to make the 4am, 4hr drive up to Lubok Antu in time to get ahead of our Pehin Sri and is helicopter...
Fingers crossed.. Fingers crossed also on my BB8900 camera being up to task (the writer with the DSLR unfortunately is currenty 'tied up' across the pond)..Also fingers crossed that there's sufficient gprs/edge quality up there for me to send my pics and messages back to the guy in PJ who, god willing, does not get too drunk tonight as well, for uploading onto the blog.
Friday, February 27, 2009
The 'YOUTH' ~ Our Pride & Joy!
There's an old Chinese saying - shang liang bu zheng, xia liang wai
(上梁不正下梁歪) - i dont guarantee the characters in Chinese are right as my command of the language is strictly, spoken only.
Go ask your MCA, SUPP, LDP or Gerakan asu'* what it means.
(上梁不正下梁歪) - i dont guarantee the characters in Chinese are right as my command of the language is strictly, spoken only.
Go ask your MCA, SUPP, LDP or Gerakan asu'* what it means.
* Asu' - the Malay word for Dog, from where I hail - though mamak Ahmad Ismail would insist that I somehow come from China when my birth cert says that I was born in this country
Monday, February 23, 2009
Pandikar Amin says, "Speaker must be Impartial" - Malaysiakini
We're not trying to plagiarise anyone or resort to 'lazy blogging' but I can't help but laugh the bejesus out of me when I saw the following article on the Malaysian Insider.
Speaker should be impartial, says Pandikar Amin
KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 23 – A speaker should be impartial and well aware of the consquences of his actions to the House and the people in general, said Dewan Rakyat Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia.
He said that if a person was appointed speaker, “you are the Speaker of that particular Parliament or state assembly, and do not belong to any political party or to benefit a particular party.”
“A speaker should not be a servant to a certain political party,” he said after opening the Asian Parliamentary Assembly (APA) first sub-committe meeting on global financial crisis and its impact here today.
Pandikar Amin was speaking to reporters when asked to comment on the ongoing constitutional crisis in Perak.
The rest of the article is HERE
This Pandikar fella and his statement up there best describes - A pot calling the kettle black!
Or in our part of the world, Ahmad Ismail (2nd generation immigrant from one of those mamak places) calling me (3rd generation Malaysian) a PENDATANG!
Best Extended Holiday Package YET! NO $$$? NO Worries!! - Malaysiakini
Lying politicians, Scandalous politicians, jumping politicians, murderous politicians, amourous politicians etc etc etc...all this while we lose the money in our pockets due to the 'still not being declared recession' and add that to the fact that we are losing even more of our civil liberties...
Makes one wanna go somewhere far far away and leave all these 'distractions' behind doesn't it? ALAS, as with all the holidays and new houses and new cars and new mistresses, the current economic scenario is throwing a spanner into all that...
So bnmustgo is thrilled to have 'stumbled upon' this limited, while stocks last package, with the option of prolonged stay, holiday package that comes FREE! No surcharges, NO hidden costs!
So Hurry....
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Makes one wanna go somewhere far far away and leave all these 'distractions' behind doesn't it? ALAS, as with all the holidays and new houses and new cars and new mistresses, the current economic scenario is throwing a spanner into all that...
So bnmustgo is thrilled to have 'stumbled upon' this limited, while stocks last package, with the option of prolonged stay, holiday package that comes FREE! No surcharges, NO hidden costs!
So Hurry....
Book HERE or HEREFriday, February 20, 2009
Malaysiakini: Exclusive - Scandalous Photos of prominent local politician
Exclusive
An anonymous reader of BNMust go have just sent us a semi nude photo of what he claims to be a prominent local Malaysian politician
. The photo shows the politician in a scantily clad piece of what look like old cloth, probably with nothing underneath.
Since some local politicians are well known to change their facial features every now and then, BNMustgo can only speculate the identity of the person in the photo.
What's more amazing is that the photo depicts the person as a traditional mystical spirit being, commonly known as a Toyol. Here's a brief definition of a Toyol from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol):
An anonymous reader of BNMust go have just sent us a semi nude photo of what he claims to be a prominent local Malaysian politician
. The photo shows the politician in a scantily clad piece of what look like old cloth, probably with nothing underneath. Since some local politicians are well known to change their facial features every now and then, BNMustgo can only speculate the identity of the person in the photo.
What's more amazing is that the photo depicts the person as a traditional mystical spirit being, commonly known as a Toyol. Here's a brief definition of a Toyol from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol):
A Toyol or Tuyul is a mythical spirit in the Malay mythology of South-East Asia (notably Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore). It is a small child spirit invoked by a bomoh (Malay witch doctor) from a dead human foetus using black magic. It is possible to buy a toyol from such a bomoh.
A person who owns a toyol uses it mainly to steal things from other people, or to do mischief. According to a well-known superstition, if money or jewellery keeps disappearing mysteriously from your house, a toyol might be responsible. One way to ward off a toyol is to place some needles under your money, for toyols are afraid of being hurt by needles.
What baffles us is that the suspected politician in question is hardly a child, and that he usually appears normal (despite changing his looks every now and then).
We hereby urge the politician to own up that he is indeed the Toyol, and that he posess magical powers to change his physical size, in addition to supernatural ability to steal money and land from the Rakyat.
In view of the recent scandals surrounding nude politicians in the land, we further urge the politician to resign from all his political posts immediately until a thorough investigation and exorcism can be performed.
BNMust would like to remind the people to be calm upon reading this exclusive, and not to jump into conclusions that everybody in his party are Toyols.
This is simply speculation and bears no truth in that as we have substianted proof that most of the party members consist of other beings such as Orang Minyak Duit Petronas, Polong C4 Mongolia, Pelesit Di Raja Makhluk (PDRM), Hantu Duit Rakyat Raya and Pontianak Tingkat 4.
Monday, February 16, 2009
Altantuya Murder Trials - Is the Sh!t about to hit the fan?? - It's Karma, baby!
This here is not made up. It's something plucked from the Star!. MCA's very own, the Star! So whatever is written in government mouthpieces are definitely true right? NO? You Decide..
(The Star) - Murder accused Kpl Sirul Azhar Umar has asked the High Court here to acquit him of the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu or alternatively, declare a mistrial for the case to be re-tried with all three accused.
His lawyer Kamarul Hisham Kamaruddin made the submission Monday morning to High Court Judge Justice Mohd Zaki Md Yasin.
The three accused are Unit Tindakan Khas (UTK) operatives C/Insp Azilah Hadri, 32, and Kpl Sirul, 36, who are on trial for allegedly murdering the 28-year-old translator between 10pm on Oct 19 and 1am on Oct 20, 2006 at Mukim Bukit Raja here.
The third is political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda, who was cleared earlier of an abetment charge.
Kpl Sirul had earlier said he had been made a scapegoat by “certain parties” to protect their “evil” plan.
He said he had observed, during the murder trial proceedings, how several main prosecution witnesses, especially D9 (serious crime division) policemen from city police contingent, had “fabricated stories.”
“They did not tell the truth and always changed their stories when they were cross-examined (over her murder),” he said.
HERE's the link
Let's just wait and see..Interesting stuff are gonna crop up so pay attention as the trial proceeds! Let's see if -
1. Razak Baginda will be at least called in as a witness. If he might spill the beans this time. Karma, baby. Karma!
2. Let's find out who the 'Certain Parties' and what the 'truth' and 'fabricated stories' are.
"Karma is not fate, for humans act with free will creating their own destiny. According to the Vedas, if we sow goodness, we will reap goodness; if we sow evil, we will reap evil. Karma refers to the totality of our actions and their concomitant reactions in this and previous lives, all of which determines our future. The conquest of karma lies in intelligent action and dispassionate response." (wikipedia)
In the bnmustgo's terminology, this simply means - "If there's no fire, there won't be any smoke" or " if you throw something at the fan, it's gonna come back and hit you right in the face"
So let's sit tight as the Shiite is about to hit the fan!
STOP! Before you shout ,"Treason" !
Take a good look into the mirror first, we would suggest....
You don't want to end end up being the wolf that cries foul when the tiger eats the sheep. Nor would you want to be a RAT telling the mice not to eat cheese.
Was it not you guys who went all out to support the Mahafiraun when he challenged and eventually took away royal immunity?
Was it not you guys who protested when Their Royal Highnesses of Perlis and Trengganu decided on their own choices for Mentris Besar? But this day in age, there's one crime that's frowned upon more than even Treason, and that's treason against the people! crimes against the RAKYAT!
When the Protectors turn against those they have sworn to protect!
You don't want to end end up being the wolf that cries foul when the tiger eats the sheep. Nor would you want to be a RAT telling the mice not to eat cheese.
Was it not you guys who went all out to support the Mahafiraun when he challenged and eventually took away royal immunity?
Was it not you guys who protested when Their Royal Highnesses of Perlis and Trengganu decided on their own choices for Mentris Besar? But this day in age, there's one crime that's frowned upon more than even Treason, and that's treason against the people! crimes against the RAKYAT!
When the Protectors turn against those they have sworn to protect!
When the 'Servants' indulge in lavish, as the 'Masters' languish!
When the 'Leaders' act like monkeys, bigots, morons..... Got save us all!
Tunku on constitutional monarchy -
'Under our constitutions, either federal or state, the ruler is the fount of authority, and as such guardian of the constitution. Just as the constitution ensures that his office is respected, so too must a
ruler respect the constitution.’
A word of advise from the man on the street - Guys, while we do not agree with what Karpal said, we should respect his freedom of speech and freedom of opinion.
While we all hate the monkey KJ and the hantu Toyol, let's spare the police reports. Afterall, aren't we for the freedom of assembly?
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Bedtime Stories - King Rajib and His Merry Men Part I (Malaysiakini)
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, high in the mountains, there lived a beautiful princess named Princess Syarib. Her hair was long and dark and her eyes were like a pair of rarest blue sapphires, her beauty second to none in her land.
Meanwhile, on another land, Malacedia, there lived evil and vile King Rajib and his horrible Queen Rasmah. King Rajib spent all day and all night chasing after young maidens in his land, while Queen Ramah spent all her time perfecting her deadly potions, poisons and evil spells on the suffering subjects of Malacedia.
Now it comes to the attention of King Rajib the beauty of Princess Syarib, which he could not stop thinking about. The King sent for 10 of his best soldier to kidnap the Princess from her home to make her his new wife, to which they obeyed and carried out. Unfortunately for Princess Syarib, Queen Rasmah found out about the King's doings, and in so, got her own two most ruthless minions ShyLul and Asilah to bring Princess Syarib before her.
"You, you tried to seduce my husband, tramp! For that, you shall die a long painful death. I want you to suffer, and I want you to scream until your throat bears you no more voice, until your eyes boil and until your body is melted into ashes", shrieked the wicked Queen.
Before the poor Princess could say anything to proclaim her innocence, evil Queen Rasmah had ShyLul and Asilah burn her alive while she laughed and watch with bloodthirsty glee until the Princess' last dying screams.
---
Now, a brave knight visiting the land, Sir Peterlot, happened to hear the commotion at the Palace grounds, went closer to find out what was happening, and saw the Queen standing over the Princess' body and laughing hysterically.
Sir Peterlot immediately went to see the land's Majister, Lord Augustus. Unknown to the valiant knight, Lord Augustus serves no one but the evil royal couple, for he is evil himself.
Upon hearing Knight Peterlot's complains, he nods his head and announced, "Peterlot, you have a forked tongue and you speak ill of our King and Queen. Guards, arrest this fraud. Keep him in the dungeons until he repents his actions, or until he dies. Make him eat foods which even a hog will not touch, and makes sure he suffers insufferable torture!"
By now the people of Malacedia have heard about Sir Peterlot, and everybody, men women and children of the land, rushed to the Majistarium and demanded fairness and justice. They have long known about the evil ways of their King and Queen, and have grown weary of them.
Upon sensing the danger of the crowd, the ever cunning Majister Augustus changed his stance and declared, "Peterlot, you will be tried tomorrow at noon!"
"On what charge, Majister?" asks Sir Peterlot.
"SEDITION! SEDITION! SEDITION! Now guards, lock up this lying man!" boomed the Majister.
---
The next day, at noon.....
"Peterlot son of Kamal, you have been charged with SEDITION! You have lied and said nasty things about our beloved King Rajib and Queen Ramah! How do you plea, you little insect?"
asked the Majister
"NOT GUILTY, Majister. I know what I saw, and what I saw was the Queen murdering Princess in cold bl...."
"SEDITION!!! SEDITION!!! There is no truth in that statement, Peterlot!" interrupted the Majister.
"How do you know the King and Queen are innocent, Majister?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Because he is the King and she is the Queen. They are honorable people," retorted the Majister.
"Did you ask them?" questioned the brave knight.
"No," answered the Majister proudly.
"Then I put it to you that whatever the King and Queen say is not important?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Of course it's important, you little twit. Do not twist my words," cursed the Majister.
"Majister, you as the upholder of Justice in the Land, should you not be impartial, fair and fearless? Should you then, at least, ask the King and Queen if they had cruely murdered anybody" asked Sir Peterlot.
"But of course I am a fair person! But the King and Queen is above the law!" the Majister, clearly agitated, again shouted.
"Nobody is above the law!!!" declared Sir Peterlot bravely. The crowd cheered and cheered.
"SILENCE! This is SEDITION! Do all of you understand? SEDITION, SEDITION, SEDITION!!! Guards, put this man back into jail!!! Throw him to the dogs!" bellowed Majister Augustus, red faced and full of hatred.
As the guards start to grab Sir Peterlot's arms, the crowd, the honorable people of Malacedia, feuled on by extreme anger, starts to move forward towards the Majisterium, towards Majister Augustus.....
... to be continued
Meanwhile, on another land, Malacedia, there lived evil and vile King Rajib and his horrible Queen Rasmah. King Rajib spent all day and all night chasing after young maidens in his land, while Queen Ramah spent all her time perfecting her deadly potions, poisons and evil spells on the suffering subjects of Malacedia.
Now it comes to the attention of King Rajib the beauty of Princess Syarib, which he could not stop thinking about. The King sent for 10 of his best soldier to kidnap the Princess from her home to make her his new wife, to which they obeyed and carried out. Unfortunately for Princess Syarib, Queen Rasmah found out about the King's doings, and in so, got her own two most ruthless minions ShyLul and Asilah to bring Princess Syarib before her.
"You, you tried to seduce my husband, tramp! For that, you shall die a long painful death. I want you to suffer, and I want you to scream until your throat bears you no more voice, until your eyes boil and until your body is melted into ashes", shrieked the wicked Queen.
Before the poor Princess could say anything to proclaim her innocence, evil Queen Rasmah had ShyLul and Asilah burn her alive while she laughed and watch with bloodthirsty glee until the Princess' last dying screams.
---
Now, a brave knight visiting the land, Sir Peterlot, happened to hear the commotion at the Palace grounds, went closer to find out what was happening, and saw the Queen standing over the Princess' body and laughing hysterically.
Sir Peterlot immediately went to see the land's Majister, Lord Augustus. Unknown to the valiant knight, Lord Augustus serves no one but the evil royal couple, for he is evil himself.
Upon hearing Knight Peterlot's complains, he nods his head and announced, "Peterlot, you have a forked tongue and you speak ill of our King and Queen. Guards, arrest this fraud. Keep him in the dungeons until he repents his actions, or until he dies. Make him eat foods which even a hog will not touch, and makes sure he suffers insufferable torture!"
By now the people of Malacedia have heard about Sir Peterlot, and everybody, men women and children of the land, rushed to the Majistarium and demanded fairness and justice. They have long known about the evil ways of their King and Queen, and have grown weary of them.
Upon sensing the danger of the crowd, the ever cunning Majister Augustus changed his stance and declared, "Peterlot, you will be tried tomorrow at noon!"
"On what charge, Majister?" asks Sir Peterlot.
"SEDITION! SEDITION! SEDITION! Now guards, lock up this lying man!" boomed the Majister.
---
The next day, at noon.....
"Peterlot son of Kamal, you have been charged with SEDITION! You have lied and said nasty things about our beloved King Rajib and Queen Ramah! How do you plea, you little insect?"
asked the Majister
"NOT GUILTY, Majister. I know what I saw, and what I saw was the Queen murdering Princess in cold bl...."
"SEDITION!!! SEDITION!!! There is no truth in that statement, Peterlot!" interrupted the Majister.
"How do you know the King and Queen are innocent, Majister?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Because he is the King and she is the Queen. They are honorable people," retorted the Majister.
"Did you ask them?" questioned the brave knight.
"No," answered the Majister proudly.
"Then I put it to you that whatever the King and Queen say is not important?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Of course it's important, you little twit. Do not twist my words," cursed the Majister.
"Majister, you as the upholder of Justice in the Land, should you not be impartial, fair and fearless? Should you then, at least, ask the King and Queen if they had cruely murdered anybody" asked Sir Peterlot.
"But of course I am a fair person! But the King and Queen is above the law!" the Majister, clearly agitated, again shouted.
"Nobody is above the law!!!" declared Sir Peterlot bravely. The crowd cheered and cheered.
"SILENCE! This is SEDITION! Do all of you understand? SEDITION, SEDITION, SEDITION!!! Guards, put this man back into jail!!! Throw him to the dogs!" bellowed Majister Augustus, red faced and full of hatred.
As the guards start to grab Sir Peterlot's arms, the crowd, the honorable people of Malacedia, feuled on by extreme anger, starts to move forward towards the Majisterium, towards Majister Augustus.....
... to be continued
Note:
The above story is a pure work of fiction. Resemblences to any person living, dead or dying (or on Botox), is coincidental.
Meanwhile, here's some news on what's happening in the real world, which has totally nothing to do with what you just read :P
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98022
| RPK's sedition trial: Najib in the limelight |
| Pathmawathy Subramaniam | Feb 10, 09 7:50pm |
| An investigating officer of the murdered Mongolian Altantuya Shaariibuu case today admitted that deputy prime Minster Najib Abdul Razak was not investigated even though he was an important witness. |
Raja Petra is facing trial for the alleged seditious article entitled 'Let's send the Altantuya murderers to hell' which was posted on the Malaysia Today---
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98090
| RPK seeks to disqualify Augustine Paul |
| Hafiz Yatim | Feb 11, 09 6:38pm |
Blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin wants Federal Court judge S. Augustine Paul to be disqualified from hearing the prosecution's appeal over his release under the Internal Security Act detention and his cross-appeal application.  Lawyer Malik Imtiaz Sarwar, in seeking a postponement to today's hearing at the apex court, said he had just received instructions from Raja Petra to ask for Paul's recusal."We will file a written application tomorrow." |
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Why Bukits Gantang and Selambau will have the CLEANEST elections ever! (and the re-emergence of a great Malaysian commodity) (Malaysiakini ?)
Do not be surprised by the title. Hear me out for just a couple of paragraphs...
Before Perak 2009
Here's the common scenario in any election in Malaysia, be it general, state or by-elections. - BN announces candidates, opposition announces candidates and you may have the occasional independent or 'back up' also-rans. - In the run up to the elections, usually within 7 days but the current trend suggest 10 or so, said constituency will see millions upon millions being poured in - roads, schools, temples, suraus, grants, projects, anything you else you can think of. Granted, if it's a by-election, the said area shall see 50 years of development overnight. - The usual opposition ceramahs, BN's free food and/or mini-concert events - Handouts and 'Ang pows' of all kind to all kinds of 'needy' folk - The usual accusations and counter accusations of fraud, vote buying, vote rigging, gerrymandering et al
So why do I say that Bukits Gantang and Selambau will have the CLEANEST elections ever?
Ok. If one were to use Permatang Pauh and KT or even a large chunk of the areas that fell to PR in March 08, as a yardstick, one does not need Khairy's Oxbridge credentials to come to a conclusion that all the above does not guarantee success at the ballot boxes. After all, in countless ceramahs, opposition leaders will tell you something along the lines of, "if they give you take. But still vote Rocket (Pas or PKR)!". Furthermore, handling out cash and/or freebies to the masses is always a logistical and public relations nightmare! So most of BN would by now have realised that they need another, more effective or shall we say 'sure fire' solution. And by God! Najis seems to have found one. Or three!
Which brings us to the re-emergence of commodity that is proving itself to be recession proof, worldwide financial meltdown proof! - The Malaysian Politician
Like all other commodities and equities, we can generally classify this 'product' into a few categories and sub-categories, each with different values (monetary ) and grades. Here are a few examples
A - Elected Reps (ER)
The elected representative, is usually worth the most and in light of the current stalemate in national politics, the most sought after -Some say some would pay tens of millions to get hold of one - as in a hung parliament or legislature, having procured one from the other side may well win you the right to form the government of the day. (Read up on the current Perak fiasco)
Within the 'Elected Reps' category, we will generally find a few other sub-categories, namely Opposition Rep in legislatures with small majorities - 'ORSM' ( e.g. Negri Sembilan)
Opposition Reps in legislatures with large majorities - 'ORLM' (e.g. Johore, Sarawak, Sabah)
Government Reps in legislature where BN is in the opposition - 'GRBNO' (e.g. Penang, Kedah, Selangor, Kelantan, Perak)
You don't need a degree and quantum physics to know that GRBNOs are the costliest, as happened in the Silver State recently. They will literally cost you a 'King's Ransom' plus a Camry or two. And lastly there's the Independents - "Ind", who by and large come at fairly economical rates.
On occasions ( pre Sept 16 2008, Bota, every time Anwar threatens to have the numbers), a rarer sub - category of this item will also be put on the market and it is termed the Soon to turn Opposition BN MP or Adun or in short, STOPBNMADs.
Due to the set up of the current Parliament ( no more 2/3 majority, 30 MPs to shift the power of balance), they are "HOT" commodities. Think fortune 500, Think Bluechips! (Well at least before the financial meltdown).
These, when they appear on the shelves will be snapped up by the highest bidder within a flash. Quite often, bidders have to throw in 'agriculture themed Holidays to Taiwan' and other add-ons like ' The disappearing act' and 'high-tea @ Kamunting'. Thus far, we have not seen the STOPBNMADs from morphing into SNAFUs (Stop Najis, F@ck Umnooo) so perhaps the trip to Taiwan worked. Or maybe, the Transfer Window for Parliament hasn't opened yet. That we leave to the players and dealers in this new and highly entertaining trade.
B - Non Elected Personalities (NEP)
These, compared to the ERs come fairly cheap, and are usually procured for added effect (Ezam*, Nalla). However, as cheaply as they maybe, certain NEPs, when procured and utilized at the right and opportune time in the hands of a shrewd political chess player can have election winning effects - i.e the case of Ramlang Porigi in Permatang Pauh last year.
So let us go back to 'Why the coming by-elections will be the 'cleanest ever'
Let me perhaps try to answer this question in the form of the following question - Why would anyone invest tens or hundreds of millions of Ringgit and move phantoms and uniformed personnel to try and win an election where the odds are so highly staked against you, when you can 'procure' the allegiance of the elected rep afterwards? Makes more economical sense to me.
*in Ezam's case, his procurement resulted in the exact opposite of what his new owners desired. A Political 'FUBAR' (F*cked Up Beyond Any Repair) - contributing to the loses in the PP and KT by-elections.
author's note: photo's of politicians and personalities above are posted for the convenience of readers to identify the type of politicians (by virtue of the state of the legislature that they are a member of i.e. small majority, large majority, hung parliament etc) that can be classified under the respective categories. There is no intention implied or otherwise to paint any of them as having put themselves on the market.
Here's the common scenario in any election in Malaysia, be it general, state or by-elections. - BN announces candidates, opposition announces candidates and you may have the occasional independent or 'back up' also-rans. - In the run up to the elections, usually within 7 days but the current trend suggest 10 or so, said constituency will see millions upon millions being poured in - roads, schools, temples, suraus, grants, projects, anything you else you can think of. Granted, if it's a by-election, the said area shall see 50 years of development overnight. - The usual opposition ceramahs, BN's free food and/or mini-concert events - Handouts and 'Ang pows' of all kind to all kinds of 'needy' folk - The usual accusations and counter accusations of fraud, vote buying, vote rigging, gerrymandering et al
So why do I say that Bukits Gantang and Selambau will have the CLEANEST elections ever?
Ok. If one were to use Permatang Pauh and KT or even a large chunk of the areas that fell to PR in March 08, as a yardstick, one does not need Khairy's Oxbridge credentials to come to a conclusion that all the above does not guarantee success at the ballot boxes. After all, in countless ceramahs, opposition leaders will tell you something along the lines of, "if they give you take. But still vote Rocket (Pas or PKR)!". Furthermore, handling out cash and/or freebies to the masses is always a logistical and public relations nightmare! So most of BN would by now have realised that they need another, more effective or shall we say 'sure fire' solution. And by God! Najis seems to have found one. Or three!
Which brings us to the re-emergence of commodity that is proving itself to be recession proof, worldwide financial meltdown proof! - The Malaysian Politician
Like all other commodities and equities, we can generally classify this 'product' into a few categories and sub-categories, each with different values (monetary ) and grades. Here are a few examples
A - Elected Reps (ER)
The elected representative, is usually worth the most and in light of the current stalemate in national politics, the most sought after -Some say some would pay tens of millions to get hold of one - as in a hung parliament or legislature, having procured one from the other side may well win you the right to form the government of the day. (Read up on the current Perak fiasco)
Within the 'Elected Reps' category, we will generally find a few other sub-categories, namely Opposition Rep in legislatures with small majorities - 'ORSM' ( e.g. Negri Sembilan)
Opposition Reps in legislatures with large majorities - 'ORLM' (e.g. Johore, Sarawak, Sabah)
Government Reps in legislature where BN is in the opposition - 'GRBNO' (e.g. Penang, Kedah, Selangor, Kelantan, Perak)
You don't need a degree and quantum physics to know that GRBNOs are the costliest, as happened in the Silver State recently. They will literally cost you a 'King's Ransom' plus a Camry or two. And lastly there's the Independents - "Ind", who by and large come at fairly economical rates.
On occasions ( pre Sept 16 2008, Bota, every time Anwar threatens to have the numbers), a rarer sub - category of this item will also be put on the market and it is termed the Soon to turn Opposition BN MP or Adun or in short, STOPBNMADs.
Due to the set up of the current Parliament ( no more 2/3 majority, 30 MPs to shift the power of balance), they are "HOT" commodities. Think fortune 500, Think Bluechips! (Well at least before the financial meltdown).
These, when they appear on the shelves will be snapped up by the highest bidder within a flash. Quite often, bidders have to throw in 'agriculture themed Holidays to Taiwan' and other add-ons like ' The disappearing act' and 'high-tea @ Kamunting'. Thus far, we have not seen the STOPBNMADs from morphing into SNAFUs (Stop Najis, F@ck Umnooo) so perhaps the trip to Taiwan worked. Or maybe, the Transfer Window for Parliament hasn't opened yet. That we leave to the players and dealers in this new and highly entertaining trade.
B - Non Elected Personalities (NEP)
These, compared to the ERs come fairly cheap, and are usually procured for added effect (Ezam*, Nalla). However, as cheaply as they maybe, certain NEPs, when procured and utilized at the right and opportune time in the hands of a shrewd political chess player can have election winning effects - i.e the case of Ramlang Porigi in Permatang Pauh last year.
So let us go back to 'Why the coming by-elections will be the 'cleanest ever'
Let me perhaps try to answer this question in the form of the following question - Why would anyone invest tens or hundreds of millions of Ringgit and move phantoms and uniformed personnel to try and win an election where the odds are so highly staked against you, when you can 'procure' the allegiance of the elected rep afterwards? Makes more economical sense to me.
*in Ezam's case, his procurement resulted in the exact opposite of what his new owners desired. A Political 'FUBAR' (F*cked Up Beyond Any Repair) - contributing to the loses in the PP and KT by-elections.
author's note: photo's of politicians and personalities above are posted for the convenience of readers to identify the type of politicians (by virtue of the state of the legislature that they are a member of i.e. small majority, large majority, hung parliament etc) that can be classified under the respective categories. There is no intention implied or otherwise to paint any of them as having put themselves on the market.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Jumping the Gun
What is Jumping the Gun?
Jumping the Gun (JTG) is an infectious disease caused by a parasite, Egocentria, which infects red blood cells, white blood cells, and especially the brain cells. JTG is characterized by cycles of chills, fever, incohesive ramblings and inability to recognize one's position in a team, and the desire to hemorrhage at random one's thoughts to the Press / Media without due consideration to its effects and implications.
Historical records suggest JTG has infected humans since the beginning of mankind. It is worthwile however, to note, JTG is especially prevailant in Politicians.
Currently, there is a massive outbreak of JTG in the Malaysian political scene, especially with Pakatan Rakyat (People's Alliance Party) leaders and some prominent bloggers. Latest victims include Karpal Singh and Raja Petra Kamarudin (editor of Malaysia Today). Another JTG victim was prominent PAS leader Husam Musa with his infamous Hudud ramblings on live TV a few months back.
The name "Egocentria" (meaning "Selfish Bugger" in English + Latin ) was first used in English in 2009 by Dr. BNMustgo when describing the disease.
Some of the other known common names of JTG around the world (or similar deseases):
- Verbal Diarrhea
- Foot in Mouth Disease
- Talking Through Anus Habit
- Blowing Trumpet Disease
- Tai-Chi Blame Stance Disease
- I-CAN-DO-NO-WRONG Disease
How is JTG transmitted and the variants?
The life cycle of the Egocentria parasite is complicated and the disease is transmitted to humans when usually somebody who is promiment in a society wishes to distant himself/herself from the collective failings of his/her team, and is unwilling to take the collective responsibility. The medium of transmission is still unknown at this stage, but it is wildly believed to be bad upbringing.
Recent mutations to the parasite have dawned new variants, called Egocentria Maximus 8.2.2009 and 9.2.2009 . The basic symptoms are still the same, but both Maximus variants features new deadly symptoms, such as the need to sue Royals and asking various political leaders to quit for no apparent reason.
When is JTG a particular problem?
JTG usually causes major disarray within a team (again, usually a political party or a political alliance). It destroys years of hardwork by the majority of the team members, and since JTG is most prevailant during times of crisis, it can further deepend the problem and alienate supporters.
How is JTG treated?
Three main factors determine treatments: the infecting species of Egocentria parasite, the clinical situation of the patient (for example, adult, child, or pregnant female with either mild or severe JTG), and the drug susceptibility of the infecting parasites. Drug susceptibility is determined by the geographic area where the infection was acquired. Different areas of the world have JTG types that are resistant to certain medications. The correct drugs for each type of JTG must be prescribed by a doctor who is familiar with JTG treatment protocols. Since people infected with JTG can die (often because of delayed treatment), immediate treatment is necessary.
Typically, the drug for JTG is supportive in nature, and usually a few Prozacs should solve the situation. However, for long term treatment and to ensure no recurring Egocentria attacks, we strongly recommend the new drug ShutTheFcukUp (STFU).
Monday, February 9, 2009
AN OPEN LETTER to the Right Honourable Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia
Dear Sir,
I write to you not as a BN critic, not as and Umno hater, not as a member of any political organisation, not even as a detractor of your kindself and family, but as a citizen born and bred in this beloved federation of ours that we call Malaysia.1st of all, I wish you and your family well and may you be blessed despite all the critism from all parties that you may have received, despite all the perceived misdeed that you have allegedly done.
In light of the recent developments in this country, both economically and politically, I beg you to do what is right, not just for the sake of this country, but for the sake of your future legitimacy and legacy. As you look accross Putrajaya towards the exhalted offices of the Prime Minister's that you shall soon occupy, I beg you to once and for all clear up this mess that we are now in. If anyone can, you are the best person to set this nation back on the right path or righteousness, equality and justice that our forefathers once dreamt of.
As I type along in my state of semi intoxication, let me apologise in advance my choice of words and typo or gramatical errors. In my most sober state of mind, I have never been known to be a person of great skill when I comes to the art of the pen. For forgive me if i sound blunt. But rest assured, my head is clear. I'm sure you of all leader will understand that to be a true leader is to be open to critism and opinion.
Some in your party may call me and my kind 'pendatang'. Others, like you in your youth, may even want to bathe in my blood. I many even lose my freedom after sedning this open letter. But in the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness as one nation, all can be forgiven. Even your alleged misdeeds can be forgiven. Who hasn't be wrong before? We are all not angels for we are mere mortals. I for one have many regrets and misdeeds in my youth and adoloscence that I am not proud of. If only Mr Well's time machine is a reality.
Alas, turn back time we can't. But you Sir, are at the apogee of power and influence, a mere step from the highest office in the land and I beg you to make a date with destiny, to be remember in good light for all eternity. And that you can. Set forth the motions to have the rakyat, once and for all determine the shape of our future.
You may start by calling for nationwide snap elections to let the Rakyat decide on the right and wrong of the current polical quagmire that we are in. Do so, and I shall rest my case and be at peace. At least until the following elections. Have an election commission that is truly bipartisan and independent. A commission made up of equal representation from all registered polical parties in the land and one individual randomly selected from the electoral roll of each state. Abolish the highly dobious postal voting system. Have observers from 20 countries if you want. Do so and let the Rakyat be at peace for once and for all so we may all forge ahead as a nation, truly united.
As is sit here pondering the next sentences, I'm wondering not about the freedom of speech for we can all say what we want. It's my freedom AFTER the speech that worries me. But if I am to be the sacrificial lamb for us to have a true and undisputable democracy, then so be it. Which is why I'm not hiding behind any proxy servers of anonymous email addresses. I'm wiriting to you truthfull and wholeheartedly in my own name. If you have to risk being thrown out of office for the sake of the nation and your legitimacy, then so be it. Let the people decide. Anwar was wrong to promote defections. but so were you, in Perak. But that's only my opinion. So let the people decide. Let if be a refferendum on the recent events and your stake at high office. You may have much to lose but the world to gain. The country has more to lose, if you don't.
Once again, in parting, I wish you and your family well and may you rest well tonight. May God grant you the strenght to do what is right. And prove me wrong!
Yours sincerely
I write to you not as a BN critic, not as and Umno hater, not as a member of any political organisation, not even as a detractor of your kindself and family, but as a citizen born and bred in this beloved federation of ours that we call Malaysia.1st of all, I wish you and your family well and may you be blessed despite all the critism from all parties that you may have received, despite all the perceived misdeed that you have allegedly done.
In light of the recent developments in this country, both economically and politically, I beg you to do what is right, not just for the sake of this country, but for the sake of your future legitimacy and legacy. As you look accross Putrajaya towards the exhalted offices of the Prime Minister's that you shall soon occupy, I beg you to once and for all clear up this mess that we are now in. If anyone can, you are the best person to set this nation back on the right path or righteousness, equality and justice that our forefathers once dreamt of.
As I type along in my state of semi intoxication, let me apologise in advance my choice of words and typo or gramatical errors. In my most sober state of mind, I have never been known to be a person of great skill when I comes to the art of the pen. For forgive me if i sound blunt. But rest assured, my head is clear. I'm sure you of all leader will understand that to be a true leader is to be open to critism and opinion.
Some in your party may call me and my kind 'pendatang'. Others, like you in your youth, may even want to bathe in my blood. I many even lose my freedom after sedning this open letter. But in the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness as one nation, all can be forgiven. Even your alleged misdeeds can be forgiven. Who hasn't be wrong before? We are all not angels for we are mere mortals. I for one have many regrets and misdeeds in my youth and adoloscence that I am not proud of. If only Mr Well's time machine is a reality.
Alas, turn back time we can't. But you Sir, are at the apogee of power and influence, a mere step from the highest office in the land and I beg you to make a date with destiny, to be remember in good light for all eternity. And that you can. Set forth the motions to have the rakyat, once and for all determine the shape of our future.
You may start by calling for nationwide snap elections to let the Rakyat decide on the right and wrong of the current polical quagmire that we are in. Do so, and I shall rest my case and be at peace. At least until the following elections. Have an election commission that is truly bipartisan and independent. A commission made up of equal representation from all registered polical parties in the land and one individual randomly selected from the electoral roll of each state. Abolish the highly dobious postal voting system. Have observers from 20 countries if you want. Do so and let the Rakyat be at peace for once and for all so we may all forge ahead as a nation, truly united.
As is sit here pondering the next sentences, I'm wondering not about the freedom of speech for we can all say what we want. It's my freedom AFTER the speech that worries me. But if I am to be the sacrificial lamb for us to have a true and undisputable democracy, then so be it. Which is why I'm not hiding behind any proxy servers of anonymous email addresses. I'm wiriting to you truthfull and wholeheartedly in my own name. If you have to risk being thrown out of office for the sake of the nation and your legitimacy, then so be it. Let the people decide. Anwar was wrong to promote defections. but so were you, in Perak. But that's only my opinion. So let the people decide. Let if be a refferendum on the recent events and your stake at high office. You may have much to lose but the world to gain. The country has more to lose, if you don't.
Once again, in parting, I wish you and your family well and may you rest well tonight. May God grant you the strenght to do what is right. And prove me wrong!
Yours sincerely
We shall have by elections after all!
Al - fatihah The late YB Hj Roslan
Bukit Gangtang (P) , Bukit Selambau (S) here WE Come..... AMNO and BN dread elections as they can't bloody win. Having engineered the coup in Perak, this is the chance for the PEOPLE to give them the perfect slap in their behinds for stealing democracy. ALFATIHAH - The late YB Hj Roslan Shaharum who left us today. May god bless your soul and grant the people of Perak the will to B*tch Slap Najis' fat behind.
YB Arumugam
As for the soon to be former YB V Arumugam, we salute you! At least you resigned and return the right to choose to your constituents. At least you did not succumb to the threats, itimidation and coersion of the Bien goons.
Lastly, YB HEE the limp frog, BNmustgo hopes you are hapy with your new CAMRY and may god grant the power and strength to your driver not to crash it into the Jelapang toll booth.
Bukit Gangtang (P) , Bukit Selambau (S) here WE Come..... AMNO and BN dread elections as they can't bloody win. Having engineered the coup in Perak, this is the chance for the PEOPLE to give them the perfect slap in their behinds for stealing democracy. ALFATIHAH - The late YB Hj Roslan Shaharum who left us today. May god bless your soul and grant the people of Perak the will to B*tch Slap Najis' fat behind.
YB Arumugam
As for the soon to be former YB V Arumugam, we salute you! At least you resigned and return the right to choose to your constituents. At least you did not succumb to the threats, itimidation and coersion of the Bien goons.
Lastly, YB HEE the limp frog, BNmustgo hopes you are hapy with your new CAMRY and may god grant the power and strength to your driver not to crash it into the Jelapang toll booth.
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