Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, high in the mountains, there lived a beautiful princess named Princess Syarib. Her hair was long and dark and her eyes were like a pair of rarest blue sapphires, her beauty second to none in her land.
Meanwhile, on another land, Malacedia, there lived evil and vile King Rajib and his horrible Queen Rasmah. King Rajib spent all day and all night chasing after young maidens in his land, while Queen Ramah spent all her time perfecting her deadly potions, poisons and evil spells on the suffering subjects of Malacedia.
Now it comes to the attention of King Rajib the beauty of Princess Syarib, which he could not stop thinking about. The King sent for 10 of his best soldier to kidnap the Princess from her home to make her his new wife, to which they obeyed and carried out. Unfortunately for Princess Syarib, Queen Rasmah found out about the King's doings, and in so, got her own two most ruthless minions ShyLul and Asilah to bring Princess Syarib before her.
"You, you tried to seduce my husband, tramp! For that, you shall die a long painful death. I want you to suffer, and I want you to scream until your throat bears you no more voice, until your eyes boil and until your body is melted into ashes", shrieked the wicked Queen.
Before the poor Princess could say anything to proclaim her innocence, evil Queen Rasmah had ShyLul and Asilah burn her alive while she laughed and watch with bloodthirsty glee until the Princess' last dying screams.
---
Now, a brave knight visiting the land, Sir Peterlot, happened to hear the commotion at the Palace grounds, went closer to find out what was happening, and saw the Queen standing over the Princess' body and laughing hysterically.
Sir Peterlot immediately went to see the land's Majister, Lord Augustus. Unknown to the valiant knight, Lord Augustus serves no one but the evil royal couple, for he is evil himself.
Upon hearing Knight Peterlot's complains, he nods his head and announced, "Peterlot, you have a forked tongue and you speak ill of our King and Queen. Guards, arrest this fraud. Keep him in the dungeons until he repents his actions, or until he dies. Make him eat foods which even a hog will not touch, and makes sure he suffers insufferable torture!"
By now the people of Malacedia have heard about Sir Peterlot, and everybody, men women and children of the land, rushed to the Majistarium and demanded fairness and justice. They have long known about the evil ways of their King and Queen, and have grown weary of them.
Upon sensing the danger of the crowd, the ever cunning Majister Augustus changed his stance and declared, "Peterlot, you will be tried tomorrow at noon!"
"On what charge, Majister?" asks Sir Peterlot.
"SEDITION! SEDITION! SEDITION! Now guards, lock up this lying man!" boomed the Majister.
---
The next day, at noon.....
"Peterlot son of Kamal, you have been charged with SEDITION! You have lied and said nasty things about our beloved King Rajib and Queen Ramah! How do you plea, you little insect?"
asked the Majister
"NOT GUILTY, Majister. I know what I saw, and what I saw was the Queen murdering Princess in cold bl...."
"SEDITION!!! SEDITION!!! There is no truth in that statement, Peterlot!" interrupted the Majister.
"How do you know the King and Queen are innocent, Majister?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Because he is the King and she is the Queen. They are honorable people," retorted the Majister.
"Did you ask them?" questioned the brave knight.
"No," answered the Majister proudly.
"Then I put it to you that whatever the King and Queen say is not important?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Of course it's important, you little twit. Do not twist my words," cursed the Majister.
"Majister, you as the upholder of Justice in the Land, should you not be impartial, fair and fearless? Should you then, at least, ask the King and Queen if they had cruely murdered anybody" asked Sir Peterlot.
"But of course I am a fair person! But the King and Queen is above the law!" the Majister, clearly agitated, again shouted.
"Nobody is above the law!!!" declared Sir Peterlot bravely. The crowd cheered and cheered.
"SILENCE! This is SEDITION! Do all of you understand? SEDITION, SEDITION, SEDITION!!! Guards, put this man back into jail!!! Throw him to the dogs!" bellowed Majister Augustus, red faced and full of hatred.
As the guards start to grab Sir Peterlot's arms, the crowd, the honorable people of Malacedia, feuled on by extreme anger, starts to move forward towards the Majisterium, towards Majister Augustus.....
... to be continued
Meanwhile, on another land, Malacedia, there lived evil and vile King Rajib and his horrible Queen Rasmah. King Rajib spent all day and all night chasing after young maidens in his land, while Queen Ramah spent all her time perfecting her deadly potions, poisons and evil spells on the suffering subjects of Malacedia.
Now it comes to the attention of King Rajib the beauty of Princess Syarib, which he could not stop thinking about. The King sent for 10 of his best soldier to kidnap the Princess from her home to make her his new wife, to which they obeyed and carried out. Unfortunately for Princess Syarib, Queen Rasmah found out about the King's doings, and in so, got her own two most ruthless minions ShyLul and Asilah to bring Princess Syarib before her.
"You, you tried to seduce my husband, tramp! For that, you shall die a long painful death. I want you to suffer, and I want you to scream until your throat bears you no more voice, until your eyes boil and until your body is melted into ashes", shrieked the wicked Queen.
Before the poor Princess could say anything to proclaim her innocence, evil Queen Rasmah had ShyLul and Asilah burn her alive while she laughed and watch with bloodthirsty glee until the Princess' last dying screams.
---
Now, a brave knight visiting the land, Sir Peterlot, happened to hear the commotion at the Palace grounds, went closer to find out what was happening, and saw the Queen standing over the Princess' body and laughing hysterically.
Sir Peterlot immediately went to see the land's Majister, Lord Augustus. Unknown to the valiant knight, Lord Augustus serves no one but the evil royal couple, for he is evil himself.
Upon hearing Knight Peterlot's complains, he nods his head and announced, "Peterlot, you have a forked tongue and you speak ill of our King and Queen. Guards, arrest this fraud. Keep him in the dungeons until he repents his actions, or until he dies. Make him eat foods which even a hog will not touch, and makes sure he suffers insufferable torture!"
By now the people of Malacedia have heard about Sir Peterlot, and everybody, men women and children of the land, rushed to the Majistarium and demanded fairness and justice. They have long known about the evil ways of their King and Queen, and have grown weary of them.
Upon sensing the danger of the crowd, the ever cunning Majister Augustus changed his stance and declared, "Peterlot, you will be tried tomorrow at noon!"
"On what charge, Majister?" asks Sir Peterlot.
"SEDITION! SEDITION! SEDITION! Now guards, lock up this lying man!" boomed the Majister.
---
The next day, at noon.....
"Peterlot son of Kamal, you have been charged with SEDITION! You have lied and said nasty things about our beloved King Rajib and Queen Ramah! How do you plea, you little insect?"
asked the Majister
"NOT GUILTY, Majister. I know what I saw, and what I saw was the Queen murdering Princess in cold bl...."
"SEDITION!!! SEDITION!!! There is no truth in that statement, Peterlot!" interrupted the Majister.
"How do you know the King and Queen are innocent, Majister?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Because he is the King and she is the Queen. They are honorable people," retorted the Majister.
"Did you ask them?" questioned the brave knight.
"No," answered the Majister proudly.
"Then I put it to you that whatever the King and Queen say is not important?" asked Sir Peterlot.
"Of course it's important, you little twit. Do not twist my words," cursed the Majister.
"Majister, you as the upholder of Justice in the Land, should you not be impartial, fair and fearless? Should you then, at least, ask the King and Queen if they had cruely murdered anybody" asked Sir Peterlot.
"But of course I am a fair person! But the King and Queen is above the law!" the Majister, clearly agitated, again shouted.
"Nobody is above the law!!!" declared Sir Peterlot bravely. The crowd cheered and cheered.
"SILENCE! This is SEDITION! Do all of you understand? SEDITION, SEDITION, SEDITION!!! Guards, put this man back into jail!!! Throw him to the dogs!" bellowed Majister Augustus, red faced and full of hatred.
As the guards start to grab Sir Peterlot's arms, the crowd, the honorable people of Malacedia, feuled on by extreme anger, starts to move forward towards the Majisterium, towards Majister Augustus.....
... to be continued
Note:
The above story is a pure work of fiction. Resemblences to any person living, dead or dying (or on Botox), is coincidental.
Meanwhile, here's some news on what's happening in the real world, which has totally nothing to do with what you just read :P
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98022
| RPK's sedition trial: Najib in the limelight |
| Pathmawathy Subramaniam | Feb 10, 09 7:50pm |
| An investigating officer of the murdered Mongolian Altantuya Shaariibuu case today admitted that deputy prime Minster Najib Abdul Razak was not investigated even though he was an important witness. |
Raja Petra is facing trial for the alleged seditious article entitled 'Let's send the Altantuya murderers to hell' which was posted on the Malaysia Today---
http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98090
| RPK seeks to disqualify Augustine Paul |
| Hafiz Yatim | Feb 11, 09 6:38pm |
Blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin wants Federal Court judge S. Augustine Paul to be disqualified from hearing the prosecution's appeal over his release under the Internal Security Act detention and his cross-appeal application.  Lawyer Malik Imtiaz Sarwar, in seeking a postponement to today's hearing at the apex court, said he had just received instructions from Raja Petra to ask for Paul's recusal."We will file a written application tomorrow." |
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