Friday, February 27, 2009

The 'YOUTH' ~ Our Pride & Joy!

There's an old Chinese saying - shang liang bu zheng, xia liang wai
(上梁不下梁歪) - i dont guarantee the characters in Chinese are right as my command of the language is strictly, spoken only.
Go ask your MCA, SUPP, LDP or Gerakan asu'* what it means.



* Asu' - the Malay word for Dog, from where I hail - though mamak Ahmad Ismail would insist that I somehow come from China when my birth cert says that I was born in this country

Monday, February 23, 2009

Pandikar Amin says, "Speaker must be Impartial" - Malaysiakini

We're not trying to plagiarise anyone or resort to 'lazy blogging' but I can't help but laugh the bejesus out of me when I saw the following article on the Malaysian Insider.

Speaker should be impartial, says Pandikar Amin


KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 23 – A speaker should be impartial and well aware of the consquences of his actions to the House and the people in general, said Dewan Rakyat Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia.

He said that if a person was appointed speaker, “you are the Speaker of that particular Parliament or state assembly, and do not belong to any political party or to benefit a particular party.”

“A speaker should not be a servant to a certain political party,” he said after opening the Asian Parliamentary Assembly (APA) first sub-committe meeting on global financial crisis and its impact here today.

Pandikar Amin was speaking to reporters when asked to comment on the ongoing constitutional crisis in Perak.

The rest of the article is HERE

This Pandikar fella and his statement up there best describes - A pot calling the kettle black!

Or in our part of the world, Ahmad Ismail (2nd generation immigrant from one of those mamak places) calling me (3rd generation Malaysian) a PENDATANG!

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Lying politicians, Scandalous politicians, jumping politicians, murderous politicians, amourous politicians etc etc etc...all this while we lose the money in our pockets due to the 'still not being declared recession' and add that to the fact that we are losing even more of our civil liberties...
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Friday, February 20, 2009

Malaysiakini: Exclusive - Scandalous Photos of prominent local politician

Exclusive

An anonymous reader of BNMust go have just sent us a semi nude photo of what he claims to be a prominent local Malaysian politician. The photo shows the politician in a scantily clad piece of what look like old cloth, probably with nothing underneath.

Since some local politicians are well known to change their facial features every now and then, BNMustgo can only speculate the identity of the person in the photo.


What's more amazing is that the photo depicts the person as a traditional mystical spirit being, commonly known as a Toyol. Here's a brief definition of a Toyol from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol):

A Toyol or Tuyul is a mythical spirit in the Malay mythology of South-East Asia (notably Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore). It is a small child spirit invoked by a bomoh (Malay witch doctor) from a dead human foetus using black magic. It is possible to buy a toyol from such a bomoh.

A person who owns a toyol uses it mainly to steal things from other people, or to do mischief. According to a well-known superstition, if money or jewellery keeps disappearing mysteriously from your house, a toyol might be responsible. One way to ward off a toyol is to place some needles under your money, for toyols are afraid of being hurt by needles.


What baffles us is that the suspected politician in question is hardly a child, and that he usually appears normal (despite changing his looks every now and then).

We hereby urge the politician to own up that he is indeed the Toyol, and that he posess magical powers to change his physical size, in addition to supernatural ability to steal money and land from the Rakyat.

In view of the recent scandals surrounding nude politicians in the land, we further urge the politician to resign from all his political posts immediately until a thorough investigation and exorcism can be performed.

BNMust would like to remind the people to be calm upon reading this exclusive, and not to jump into conclusions that everybody in his party are Toyols.

This is simply speculation and bears no truth in that as we have substianted proof that most of the party members consist of other beings such as Orang Minyak Duit Petronas, Polong C4 Mongolia, Pelesit Di Raja Makhluk (PDRM), Hantu Duit Rakyat Raya and Pontianak Tingkat 4.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Altantuya Murder Trials - Is the Sh!t about to hit the fan?? - It's Karma, baby!

This here is not made up. It's something plucked from the Star!. MCA's very own, the Star! So whatever is written in government mouthpieces are definitely true right? NO? You Decide..


(The Star) - Murder accused Kpl Sirul Azhar Umar has asked the High Court here to acquit him of the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu or alternatively, declare a mistrial for the case to be re-tried with all three accused.

His lawyer Kamarul Hisham Kamaruddin made the submission Monday morning to High Court Judge Justice Mohd Zaki Md Yasin.

The three accused are Unit Tindakan Khas (UTK) operatives C/Insp Azilah Hadri, 32, and Kpl Sirul, 36, who are on trial for allegedly murdering the 28-year-old translator between 10pm on Oct 19 and 1am on Oct 20, 2006 at Mukim Bukit Raja here.

The third is political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda, who was cleared earlier of an abetment charge.

Kpl Sirul had earlier said he had been made a scapegoat by “certain parties” to protect their “evil” plan.

He said he had observed, during the murder trial proceedings, how several main prosecution witnesses, especially D9 (serious crime division) policemen from city police contingent, had “fabricated stories.”

“They did not tell the truth and always changed their stories when they were cross-examined (over her murder),” he said.

HERE's the link

Let's just wait and see..Interesting stuff are gonna crop up so pay attention as the trial proceeds! Let's see if -

1. Razak Baginda will be at least called in as a witness. If he might spill the beans this time. Karma, baby. Karma!

2. Let's find out who the 'Certain Parties' and what the 'truth' and 'fabricated stories' are.


"Karma is not fate, for humans act with free will creating their own destiny. According to the Vedas, if we sow goodness, we will reap goodness; if we sow evil, we will reap evil. Karma refers to the totality of our actions and their concomitant reactions in this and previous lives, all of which determines our future. The conquest of karma lies in intelligent action and dispassionate response." (wikipedia)

In the bnmustgo's terminology, this simply means - "If there's no fire, there won't be any smoke" or " if you throw something at the fan, it's gonna come back and hit you right in the face"

So let's sit tight as the Shiite is about to hit the fan!


hell hath no fury of a murdered, blown to bits Mongolian woman spurned!

STOP! Before you shout ,"Treason" !

Take a good look into the mirror first, we would suggest....
You don't want to end end up being the wolf that cries foul when the tiger eats the sheep. Nor would you want to be a RAT telling the mice not to eat cheese.

Was it not you guys who went all out to support the Mahafiraun when he challenged and eventually took away royal immunity?
Was it not you guys who protested when Their Royal Highnesses of Perlis and Trengganu decided on their own choices for Mentris Besar?
But this day in age, there's one crime that's frowned upon more than even Treason, and that's treason against the people! crimes against the RAKYAT!




When the Protectors turn against those they have sworn to protect!



When the 'Servants' indulge in lavish, as the 'Masters' languish!When the 'Leaders' act like monkeys, bigots, morons..... Got save us all!


Tunku on constitutional monarchy -

'Under our constitutions, either federal or state, the ruler is the fount of authority, and as such guardian of the constitution. Just as the constitution ensures that his office is respected, so too must a
ruler respect the constitution.’



A word of advise from the man on the street - Guys, while we do not agree with what Karpal said, we should respect his freedom of speech and freedom of opinion.

While we all hate the monkey KJ and the hantu Toyol, let's spare the police reports. Afterall, aren't we for the freedom of assembly?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Bedtime Stories - King Rajib and His Merry Men Part I (Malaysiakini)

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, high in the mountains, there lived a beautiful princess named Princess Syarib. Her hair was long and dark and her eyes were like a pair of rarest blue sapphires, her beauty second to none in her land.

Meanwhile, on another land, Malacedia, there lived evil and vile King Rajib and his horrible Queen Rasmah. King Rajib spent all day and all night chasing after young maidens in his land, while Queen Ramah spent all her time perfecting her deadly potions, poisons and evil spells on the suffering subjects of Malacedia.

Now it comes to the attention of King Rajib the beauty of Princess Syarib, which he could not stop thinking about. The King sent for 10 of his best soldier to kidnap the Princess from her home to make her his new wife, to which they obeyed and carried out. Unfortunately for Princess Syarib, Queen Rasmah found out about the King's doings, and in so, got her own two most ruthless minions ShyLul and Asilah to bring Princess Syarib before her.

"You, you tried to seduce my husband, tramp! For that, you shall die a long painful death. I want you to suffer, and I want you to scream until your throat bears you no more voice, until your eyes boil and until your body is melted into ashes", shrieked the wicked Queen.

Before the poor Princess could say anything to proclaim her innocence, evil Queen Rasmah had ShyLul and Asilah burn her alive while she laughed and watch with bloodthirsty glee until the Princess' last dying screams.

---

Now, a brave knight visiting the land, Sir Peterlot, happened to hear the commotion at the Palace grounds, went closer to find out what was happening, and saw the Queen standing over the Princess' body and laughing hysterically.

Sir Peterlot immediately went to see the land's Majister, Lord Augustus. Unknown to the valiant knight, Lord Augustus serves no one but the evil royal couple, for he is evil himself.

Upon hearing Knight Peterlot's complains, he nods his head and announced, "Peterlot, you have a forked tongue and you speak ill of our King and Queen. Guards, arrest this fraud. Keep him in the dungeons until he repents his actions, or until he dies. Make him eat foods which even a hog will not touch, and makes sure he suffers insufferable torture!"

By now the people of Malacedia have heard about Sir Peterlot, and everybody, men women and children of the land, rushed to the Majistarium and demanded fairness and justice. They have long known about the evil ways of their King and Queen, and have grown weary of them.

Upon sensing the danger of the crowd, the ever cunning Majister Augustus changed his stance and declared, "Peterlot, you will be tried tomorrow at noon!"

"On what charge, Majister?" asks Sir Peterlot.

"SEDITION! SEDITION! SEDITION! Now guards, lock up this lying man!" boomed the Majister.

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The next day, at noon.....
"Peterlot son of Kamal, you have been charged with SEDITION! You have lied and said nasty things about our beloved King Rajib and Queen Ramah! How do you plea, you little insect?"
asked the Majister

"NOT GUILTY, Majister. I know what I saw, and what I saw was the Queen murdering Princess in cold bl...."

"SEDITION!!! SEDITION!!! There is no truth in that statement, Peterlot!" interrupted the Majister.

"How do you know the King and Queen are innocent, Majister?" asked Sir Peterlot.

"Because he is the King and she is the Queen. They are honorable people," retorted the Majister.

"Did you ask them?" questioned the brave knight.

"No," answered the Majister proudly.

"Then I put it to you that whatever the King and Queen say is not important?" asked Sir Peterlot.

"Of course it's important, you little twit. Do not twist my words," cursed the Majister.

"Majister, you as the upholder of Justice in the Land, should you not be impartial, fair and fearless? Should you then, at least, ask the King and Queen if they had cruely murdered anybody" asked Sir Peterlot.

"But of course I am a fair person! But the King and Queen is above the law!" the Majister, clearly agitated, again shouted.

"Nobody is above the law!!!" declared Sir Peterlot bravely. The crowd cheered and cheered.

"SILENCE! This is SEDITION! Do all of you understand? SEDITION, SEDITION, SEDITION!!! Guards, put this man back into jail!!! Throw him to the dogs!" bellowed Majister Augustus, red faced and full of hatred.

As the guards start to grab Sir Peterlot's arms, the crowd, the honorable people of Malacedia, feuled on by extreme anger, starts to move forward towards the Majisterium, towards Majister Augustus.....


... to be continued




Note:
The above story is a pure work of fiction. Resemblences to any person living, dead or dying (or on Botox), is coincidental.




Meanwhile, here's some news on what's happening in the real world, which has totally nothing to do with what you just read :P


http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98022


RPK's sedition trial: Najib in the limelight
Pathmawathy Subramaniam | Feb 10, 09 7:50pm

An investigating officer of the murdered Mongolian Altantuya Shaariibuu case today admitted that deputy prime Minster Najib Abdul Razak was not investigated even though he was an important witness.

However the revelations of assistant director of the Interpol National Centre Bureau Gan Tack Guan did not come at the Altantuya murder trial.

Instead he was a witness at the sedition trial of popular blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin at the Petaling Jaya Session Court.

raja petra kamaruddin rpk session court kl 241108 02Raja Petra is facing trial for the alleged seditious article entitled 'Let's send the Altantuya murderers to hell' which was posted on the Malaysia Today

Gan was testifying today after failing to show up on two previous occasions.

The police officer was the one who lodged a police report on Raja Petra after reading the article on April 30. He is also the chief investigating officer in the murder trial of Altantuya.

In his testimony today he agreed that Najib's name was mentioned in the said article and admitted that the deputy prime minister was an "important witness".
website on April 25.



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http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98090

RPK seeks to disqualify Augustine Paul
Hafiz Yatim | Feb 11, 09 6:38pm

Blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin wants Federal Court judge S. Augustine Paul to be disqualified from hearing the prosecution's appeal over his release under the Internal Security Act detention and his cross-appeal application.

MCPX

raja petra and isa internal security act 230908Lawyer Malik Imtiaz Sarwar, in seeking a postponement to today's hearing at the apex court, said he had just received instructions from Raja Petra to ask for Paul's recusal.

"We will file a written application tomorrow."

Parental Advisory Alert!

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Why Bukits Gantang and Selambau will have the CLEANEST elections ever! (and the re-emergence of a great Malaysian commodity) (Malaysiakini ?)



Do not be surprised by the title. Hear me out for just a couple of paragraphs...

Before Perak 2009
Here's the common scenario in any election in Malaysia, be it general, state or by-elections. - BN announces candidates, opposition announces candidates and you may have the occasional independent or 'back up' also-rans. - In the run up to the elections, usually within 7 days but the current trend suggest 10 or so, said constituency will see millions upon millions being poured in - roads, schools, temples, suraus, grants, projects, anything you else you can think of. Granted, if it's a by-election, the said area shall see 50 years of development overnight. - The usual opposition ceramahs, BN's free food and/or mini-concert events - Handouts and 'Ang pows' of all kind to all kinds of 'needy' folk - The usual accusations and counter accusations of fraud, vote buying, vote rigging, gerrymandering et al


So why do I say that Bukits Gantang and Selambau will have the CLEANEST elections ever?

Ok. If one were to use Permatang Pauh and KT or even a large chunk of the areas that fell to PR in March 08, as a yardstick, one does not need Khairy's Oxbridge credentials to come to a conclusion that all the above does not guarantee success at the ballot boxes. After all, in countless ceramahs, opposition leaders will tell you something along the lines of, "if they give you take. But still vote Rocket (Pas or PKR)!". Furthermore, handling out cash and/or freebies to the masses is always a logistical and public relations nightmare! So most of BN would by now have realised that they need another, more effective or shall we say 'sure fire' solution. And by God! Najis seems to have found one. Or three!

Which brings us to the re-emergence of commodity that is proving itself to be recession proof, worldwide financial meltdown proof! - The Malaysian Politician


Like all other commodities and equities, we can generally classify this 'product' into a few categories and sub-categories, each with different values (monetary ) and grades. Here are a few examples


A
- Elected Reps (ER)

The elected representative, is usually worth the most and in light of the current stalemate in national politics, the most sought after -Some say some would pay tens of millions to get hold of one - as in a hung parliament or legislature, having procured one from the other side may well win you the right to form the government of the day. (Read up on the current Perak fiasco)

Within the 'Elected Reps' category, we will generally find a few other sub-categories, namely Opposition Rep in legislatures with small majorities - 'ORSM' ( e.g. Negri Sembilan)


Opposition Reps in legislatures with large majorities - 'ORLM' (e.g. Johore, Sarawak, Sabah)



Government Reps in legislature where BN is in the opposition - 'GRBNO' (e.g. Penang, Kedah, Selangor, Kelantan, Perak)

You don't need a degree and quantum physics to know that GRBNOs are the costliest, as happened in the Silver State recently. They will literally cost you a 'King's Ransom' plus a Camry or two. And lastly there's the Independents - "Ind", who by and large come at fairly economical rates.

On occasions ( pre Sept 16 2008, Bota, every time Anwar threatens to have the numbers), a rarer sub - category of this item will also be put on the market and it is termed the Soon to turn Opposition BN MP or Adun or in short, STOPBNMADs.


Due to the set up of the current Parliament ( no more 2/3 majority, 30 MPs to shift the power of balance), they are "HOT" commodities. Think fortune 500, Think Bluechips! (Well at least before the financial meltdown).

These, when they appear on the shelves will be snapped up by the highest bidder within a flash. Quite often, bidders have to throw in 'agriculture themed Holidays to Taiwan' and other add-ons like ' The disappearing act' and 'high-tea @ Kamunting'.
Thus far, we have not seen the STOPBNMADs from morphing into SNAFUs (Stop Najis, F@ck Umnooo) so perhaps the trip to Taiwan worked. Or maybe, the Transfer Window for Parliament hasn't opened yet. That we leave to the players and dealers in this new and highly entertaining trade.

B - Non Elected Personalities (NEP)


These, compared to the ERs come fairly cheap, and are usually procured for added effect (Ezam*, Nalla). However, as cheaply as they maybe, certain NEPs, when procured and utilized at the right and opportune time in the hands of a shrewd political chess player can have election winning effects - i.e the case of Ramlang Porigi in Permatang Pauh last year.

So let us go back to 'Why the coming by-elections will be the 'cleanest ever'

Let me perhaps try to answer this question in the form of the following question - Why would anyone invest tens or hundreds of millions of Ringgit and move phantoms and uniformed personnel to try and win an election where the odds are so highly staked against you, when you can 'procure' the allegiance of the elected rep afterwards? Makes more economical sense to me.

*in Ezam's case, his procurement resulted in the exact opposite of what his new owners desired. A Political 'FUBAR' (F*cked Up Beyond Any Repair) - contributing to the loses in the PP and KT by-elections.

author's note: photo's of politicians and personalities above are posted for the convenience of readers to identify the type of politicians (by virtue of the state of the legislature that they are a member of i.e. small majority, large majority, hung parliament etc) that can be classified under the respective categories. There is no intention implied or otherwise to paint any of them as having put themselves on the market.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Jumping the Gun

What is Jumping the Gun?

Jumping the Gun (JTG) is an infectious disease caused by a parasite, Egocentria, which infects red blood cells, white blood cells, and especially the brain cells. JTG is characterized by cycles of chills, fever, incohesive ramblings and inability to recognize one's position in a team, and the desire to hemorrhage at random one's thoughts to the Press / Media without due consideration to its effects and implications.

Historical records suggest JTG has infected humans since the beginning of mankind. It is worthwile however, to note, JTG is especially prevailant in Politicians.

Currently, there is a massive outbreak of JTG in the Malaysian political scene, especially with Pakatan Rakyat (People's Alliance Party) leaders and some prominent bloggers. Latest victims include Karpal Singh and Raja Petra Kamarudin (editor of Malaysia Today). Another JTG victim was prominent PAS leader Husam Musa with his infamous Hudud ramblings on live TV a few months back.

The name "Egocentria" (meaning "Selfish Bugger" in English + Latin ) was first used in English in 2009 by Dr. BNMustgo when describing the disease.

Some of the other known common names of JTG around the world (or similar deseases):

  • Verbal Diarrhea
  • Foot in Mouth Disease
  • Talking Through Anus Habit
  • Blowing Trumpet Disease
  • Tai-Chi Blame Stance Disease
  • I-CAN-DO-NO-WRONG Disease

How is JTG transmitted and the variants?

The life cycle of the Egocentria parasite is complicated and the disease is transmitted to humans when usually somebody who is promiment in a society wishes to distant himself/herself from the collective failings of his/her team, and is unwilling to take the collective responsibility. The medium of transmission is still unknown at this stage, but it is wildly believed to be bad upbringing.

Recent mutations to the parasite have dawned new variants, called Egocentria Maximus 8.2.2009 and 9.2.2009 . The basic symptoms are still the same, but both Maximus variants features new deadly symptoms, such as the need to sue Royals and asking various political leaders to quit for no apparent reason.

When is JTG a particular problem?

JTG usually causes major disarray within a team (again, usually a political party or a political alliance). It destroys years of hardwork by the majority of the team members, and since JTG is most prevailant during times of crisis, it can further deepend the problem and alienate supporters.

How is JTG treated?

Three main factors determine treatments: the infecting species of Egocentria parasite, the clinical situation of the patient (for example, adult, child, or pregnant female with either mild or severe JTG), and the drug susceptibility of the infecting parasites. Drug susceptibility is determined by the geographic area where the infection was acquired. Different areas of the world have JTG types that are resistant to certain medications. The correct drugs for each type of JTG must be prescribed by a doctor who is familiar with JTG treatment protocols. Since people infected with JTG can die (often because of delayed treatment), immediate treatment is necessary.

Typically, the drug for JTG is supportive in nature, and usually a few Prozacs should solve the situation. However, for long term treatment and to ensure no recurring Egocentria attacks, we strongly recommend the new drug ShutTheFcukUp (STFU).

Monday, February 9, 2009

AN OPEN LETTER to the Right Honourable Deputy Prime Minister of Malaysia

Dear Sir,

I write to you not as a BN critic, not as and Umno hater, not as a member of any political organisation, not even as a detractor of your kindself and family, but as a citizen born and bred in this beloved federation of ours that we call Malaysia.1st of all, I wish you and your family well and may you be blessed despite all the critism from all parties that you may have received, despite all the perceived misdeed that you have allegedly done.

In light of the recent developments in this country, both economically and politically, I beg you to do what is right, not just for the sake of this country, but for the sake of your future legitimacy and legacy. As you look accross Putrajaya towards the exhalted offices of the Prime Minister's that you shall soon occupy, I beg you to once and for all clear up this mess that we are now in. If anyone can, you are the best person to set this nation back on the right path or righteousness, equality and justice that our forefathers once dreamt of.

As I type along in my state of semi intoxication, let me apologise in advance my choice of words and typo or gramatical errors. In my most sober state of mind, I have never been known to be a person of great skill when I comes to the art of the pen. For forgive me if i sound blunt. But rest assured, my head is clear. I'm sure you of all leader will understand that to be a true leader is to be open to critism and opinion.

Some in your party may call me and my kind 'pendatang'. Others, like you in your youth, may even want to bathe in my blood. I many even lose my freedom after sedning this open letter. But in the spirit of forgiveness and togetherness as one nation, all can be forgiven. Even your alleged misdeeds can be forgiven. Who hasn't be wrong before? We are all not angels for we are mere mortals. I for one have many regrets and misdeeds in my youth and adoloscence that I am not proud of. If only Mr Well's time machine is a reality.

Alas, turn back time we can't. But you Sir, are at the apogee of power and influence, a mere step from the highest office in the land and I beg you to make a date with destiny, to be remember in good light for all eternity. And that you can. Set forth the motions to have the rakyat, once and for all determine the shape of our future.

You may start by calling for nationwide snap elections to let the Rakyat decide on the right and wrong of the current polical quagmire that we are in. Do so, and I shall rest my case and be at peace. At least until the following elections. Have an election commission that is truly bipartisan and independent. A commission made up of equal representation from all registered polical parties in the land and one individual randomly selected from the electoral roll of each state. Abolish the highly dobious postal voting system. Have observers from 20 countries if you want. Do so and let the Rakyat be at peace for once and for all so we may all forge ahead as a nation, truly united.

As is sit here pondering the next sentences, I'm wondering not about the freedom of speech for we can all say what we want. It's my freedom AFTER the speech that worries me. But if I am to be the sacrificial lamb for us to have a true and undisputable democracy, then so be it. Which is why I'm not hiding behind any proxy servers of anonymous email addresses. I'm wiriting to you truthfull and wholeheartedly in my own name. If you have to risk being thrown out of office for the sake of the nation and your legitimacy, then so be it. Let the people decide. Anwar was wrong to promote defections. but so were you, in Perak. But that's only my opinion. So let the people decide. Let if be a refferendum on the recent events and your stake at high office. You may have much to lose but the world to gain. The country has more to lose, if you don't.

Once again, in parting, I wish you and your family well and may you rest well tonight. May God grant you the strenght to do what is right. And prove me wrong!

Yours sincerely

We shall have by elections after all!

Al - fatihah The late YB Hj Roslan

Bukit Gangtang (P) , Bukit Selambau (S) here WE Come..... AMNO and BN dread elections as they can't bloody win. Having engineered the coup in Perak, this is the chance for the PEOPLE to give them the perfect slap in their behinds for stealing democracy. ALFATIHAH - The late YB Hj Roslan Shaharum who left us today. May god bless your soul and grant the people of Perak the will to B*tch Slap Najis' fat behind.


YB Arumugam

As for the soon to be former YB V Arumugam, we salute you! At least you resigned and return the right to choose to your constituents. At least you did not succumb to the threats, itimidation and coersion of the Bien goons.

Lastly, YB HEE the limp frog, BNmustgo hopes you are hapy with your new CAMRY and may god grant the power and strength to your driver not to crash it into the Jelapang toll booth.

Saturday, February 7, 2009

Show of Solidarity with the Rakyat of Perak... fancy a nationwide show of civil disobedience?
















Civil disobedience according to wikipedia . .

Civil disobedience is the active refusal to obey certain laws, demands and commands of a government, or of an occupying power, without resorting to physical violence. It is one of the primary tactics of nonviolent resistance. In its most nonviolent form (known as ahimsa or satyagraha) it could be said that it is compassion in the form of respectful disagreement.

Civil disobedience is one of the many ways people have rebelled against unfair laws. It has been used in many well-documented nonviolent resistance movements in India (Gandhi's social welfare campaigns and campaigns for independence from the British Empire), in South Africa in the fight against apartheid, in the American Civil Rights Movement and in peace movements worldwide. One of its earliest massive implementations was by Egyptians against the British occupation in the nonviolent 1919 Revolution

A shining example by the brave folk of Ipoh (here)


Not suggesting that you go on a riot and get your skin burned by the yellow stuff that they put into the water cannon, lest you are left to rot in a 6 by 4 cell...
Something subtle yet full of that 'in your face' attitude...The following are some ideas




Najis will be hosting a CNY dinner in IPOH tonight. Do not boycott...go, finish all the food, get all the ang pows. When Najis makes an entrance, hoist your Mongol posters, shout C4 C4 and walk out en masse. Let him clear the tables alone with his usual entourage.

Same for all other official functions nationwide.

Parking comes by oh so hard these days? Fret not. Let's park 1000 cars at Zambry's new office entrance

The next time you're stuck in traffic and a motorcade whizzes by, wind down your window and show the thumbs downs sign

Read NST en masse at the Star's HQ and vise versa

Send mass Valentine Day's cards to Rosmah, from Alty with love.

When in Ipoh, send YB HEE your old toy cars.. according to RPK, she brought the downfall of the gov cos she was sour at not getting a new car.

other things, we leave to the power of one's imagination

A shining example by the brave folks of Ipoh



Thursday, February 5, 2009

This (.) close to committing 'Lesse Mejeste"

Malaysiakini video - Solidarity at Nizar's house
Malaysiakini video - Of Red Helmets, Tear Gas and the RAKYAT of Perak
Malaysiakini video - 'Stepping' of the Devil
Time for the HRHs to respect the right of universal suffrage. C'mon Perak, do the RIGHT thing, not the easy way out. WE the people cannot be swayed by Bien's dole, nor are we afraid of their C4, unlike the cowardly 4 - Bota, Jelepang, Changkat Jering and Behrang.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Let's deliver them the Knock Out Punch

Well well well, seems like the Barisan Najis has just been on the receiving end of another of Anwar's sucker punches...
Just when they thought they could get hold of 2, maybe 3 defections, the Perak speaker announces that the two have resigned, prompting fresh by elections!
And with Najib's records handling the 2 previous By-elections so far, I dare say, bring it on! 3 strikes and you're out, Mrs Rosmah!
Better yet, dare I suggest that the Perak MB propose to His Royal Highness, Sultan Azlan Shah, to dissolve the DUN. Let's have fresh Perak state elections and nail them good!

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In light of the MIAs in Perak, this following comment by a certain 'Francis' on one of the Malaysian Insider's articles best describe the 2 different strategies taken by PR and BN respectively. - "Defection is different from abduction"
written by Francis, February 01, 2009
Defection is not what people oppose. What they oppose is abduction. Can't you get the difference? You can't do a Bala to elected leaders to an extent that their children and wives can't contact them. Furthermore, Bota ADUN came on his volition after he got frustrated in Umno and he wasn't ubducted by PKR neither was he blackmailed by PR. On ther other hand, Umno blackmailed the two PKR ADUNS. Remember, they are long PKR members and contested on PKT tickets in 2004 when Umno was up there and remained with the party when all was lost. Again, today they are abducted as if this nation is a drug bastion ruled by drug barons. This immorality is too much sir. At no time will the PR govt in Perak fall bcoz there are Umno ADUNs who are ready to defect and get Exco jobs but this abduction business is becoming too dangerous for the rule of law. What if I'm abducted 2moro and tortured like Kugan to death? Anyway, this could be a golden opportunity for PR to seek a bigger mandate in Perak and sweep the board. As I have shown in other comments, 20 Umno seats will fall. That will raise PR's seats to 50 and I believe in total, PR will get 45 seats at least. With Najib being the Perak Umno Chairmain, he will shoulder the responsibility for losing the state and he will have to go. Are you ready for it? PR is ready
The article itself can be found here: