Penanti - Why we are fully behind BN standing in the by-election

On a recent Malaysiakini news report about BN considering about pulling out of the Penanti by-election, we here at BNMustGo wish to voice our dissatisfaction over this issue.

We want you to fight, you chicken shit. You lose like what, 5-6 by-elections (not mentioning getting your arse whoped to kingdom come in GE 2008, of course), and now you are running scared?

And you call yourselves the party that leads the people? Where's your balls? What does this tell the other nations about our country's leaders? That you can blow up people using C4, but is afraid to even stand in a little election?

Now as it is with our previous postings, we are going to give you facts and figures why it benefits the people (or certain people, that is) if you were to change your mind and fight like a real man:

1. Our Police Raja Di Malaysia (PRDM) are too damn free. Need to give them something to do or else they are taking gaji buta (our hard earned money). Get them to act as goons and beat up people. Use them to arrest the Pakatan boys. Most important of all, remember their postal votes. Remember. Very Important. You need those votes to look less embarassing later.

2. Apart from gerrymandering and "ensuring the dominance of a certain race in the country", the piece of crap Elections Commission is practically good for nothing. Give them something to do during this by-E, and possibly the higher echlons will get to sniff out some 'incentives' from poster and ballot printing companies. Call it another type of mini economic stimulus package.

3. Speaking of stimulus packages, the people will get goodies too. The people will get their few hundred ringgit ang pows and vote the opposition once again. But remember, it's not really your money, is it? Who cares as long as it's Uncle Vincent's cash, which he will then rip off from the people through questionable contracts yet again. See? No costs involved for you BN fellas.

4. You get another golden chance to show the people what you do best: giving racist speeches, talk about your spirited 50 year old struggle (and of course, still struggling) for the sake of a certain race, defaming Pakatan guys and gals, and last but not least, this time around, you get to showpiece your greatest asset of all time, the Tun himself (who wants to spearhead the campaign, can you imagine).

5. Sex scandals! Yes. This one is a sure bet. Every time there's a big political movement around the corner, surprisingly there's always nude pictures, homosexual swearings, mattresses and so on. Seems to happen only to Pakatan people, strangely enough. However, just like how you get tired of sex with the same style all the time, we are kind of sick of the usual stuffs. Let's be more creative this time around. How about making your own Youth Chief Son-In-Law a homonecro-beastialitic (suggest a dead male cow or sheep .. easier to find and plant evidence) instead? Could be feng shui. Seems like the victimized party always seem to win. Go victimize yourself. Might get a few more sympathy votes.

You know, when you lose (which which you are assured of, of course), it's okay. You gave it your best shot. You will even have given the people a chance to make extra income, listen to your crap satires and have a good laugh about you, and let the people screw you again after taking your money.

So Mr C4, be a man. Lawan tetap lawan. And we suppose you are just as "Pantang Dicabar" as your predecessor (who really did run away after 'dicabar' by you, if we recall correctly).

So you see, the benefits far outweight the cons. Go ahead BN! GO BN! GO BN! GO BN! BN MUST GO!