Thursday, April 30, 2009

Of condolences and sadness

The wife of one of the prominent local state politicians just kicked the bucket recently, after helping her husband rob and steal from the people for more than 27 years.

BNMustGo would like to wish the family the deepest of condolences. Not that we are very sorry about it, really. I mean, if it's your time, it's your time.

The only regret we have, if any, about this whole thing is that perhaps the Higher Powers took the wrong spouse. Or took one less. Should've done the one up over both of them. Actually, should've just whacked the entire family and next of kins. Ali Bebe and the 40 thieves (and robbers, wife beaters, etc), basically.

The husband is probably the more suitable candidate to have a game over. And this will definitely save the people of the poor state much, much further anguish, heartbreak and sadness.


Imagine, then, Mr Widower, when you die (which we hope is real soon), the entire state will rejoice in your death. Everybody will cheer, and party and dance like there's no tomorrow. Imagine decades after you die, we will still tell our grand kids about the atrocities you committed against your fellow country men.

And when you die, you will be judged in Hell. And we'll bet the ranch that you will burn in the Fires of Hell for eternity as well. Just like your wife.

May God have mercy on what's left of your dark soul, for no one else will.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Penanti - Why we are fully behind BN standing in the by-election

On a recent Malaysiakini news report about BN considering about pulling out of the Penanti by-election, we here at BNMustGo wish to voice our dissatisfaction over this issue.

We want you to fight, you chicken shit. You lose like what, 5-6 by-elections (not mentioning getting your arse whoped to kingdom come in GE 2008, of course), and now you are running scared?

And you call yourselves the party that leads the people? Where's your balls? What does this tell the other nations about our country's leaders? That you can blow up people using C4, but is afraid to even stand in a little election?

Now as it is with our previous postings, we are going to give you facts and figures why it benefits the people (or certain people, that is) if you were to change your mind and fight like a real man:

1. Our Police Raja Di Malaysia (PRDM) are too damn free. Need to give them something to do or else they are taking gaji buta (our hard earned money). Get them to act as goons and beat up people. Use them to arrest the Pakatan boys. Most important of all, remember their postal votes. Remember. Very Important. You need those votes to look less embarassing later.

2. Apart from gerrymandering and "ensuring the dominance of a certain race in the country", the piece of crap Elections Commission is practically good for nothing. Give them something to do during this by-E, and possibly the higher echlons will get to sniff out some 'incentives' from poster and ballot printing companies. Call it another type of mini economic stimulus package.

3. Speaking of stimulus packages, the people will get goodies too. The people will get their few hundred ringgit ang pows and vote the opposition once again. But remember, it's not really your money, is it? Who cares as long as it's Uncle Vincent's cash, which he will then rip off from the people through questionable contracts yet again. See? No costs involved for you BN fellas.

4. You get another golden chance to show the people what you do best: giving racist speeches, talk about your spirited 50 year old struggle (and of course, still struggling) for the sake of a certain race, defaming Pakatan guys and gals, and last but not least, this time around, you get to showpiece your greatest asset of all time, the Tun himself (who wants to spearhead the campaign, can you imagine).

5. Sex scandals! Yes. This one is a sure bet. Every time there's a big political movement around the corner, surprisingly there's always nude pictures, homosexual swearings, mattresses and so on. Seems to happen only to Pakatan people, strangely enough. However, just like how you get tired of sex with the same style all the time, we are kind of sick of the usual stuffs. Let's be more creative this time around. How about making your own Youth Chief Son-In-Law a homonecro-beastialitic (suggest a dead male cow or sheep .. easier to find and plant evidence) instead? Could be feng shui. Seems like the victimized party always seem to win. Go victimize yourself. Might get a few more sympathy votes.

You know, when you lose (which which you are assured of, of course), it's okay. You gave it your best shot. You will even have given the people a chance to make extra income, listen to your crap satires and have a good laugh about you, and let the people screw you again after taking your money.

So Mr C4, be a man. Lawan tetap lawan. And we suppose you are just as "Pantang Dicabar" as your predecessor (who really did run away after 'dicabar' by you, if we recall correctly).

So you see, the benefits far outweight the cons. Go ahead BN! GO BN! GO BN! GO BN! BN MUST GO!

Monday, April 13, 2009

2009 in review + Fast Forward

December 31st 2009 - AP

Amid rumors of yet another crackdown, Malaysian are divided yet again across racial and political divides on this last day of the year.

January 1st 2010 - Reuters

2 little known bloggers from the hard hitting satirical blog bnmustgo (bnmustgo.blogspot.com) were this morning apprehended at their respective residences in Petaling Jaya and Kuching, Malaysia according to reliable sources who spoke on condition of anonymity. The same sources also informed that these 2 individuals are most likely to be held under the nation's draconian Internal Security Act, which allows for indefinite detention without trail.

January 2nd 2010 - Agencies

Home Minister Zahid today issued a brief statement acknowledging that two suspected 'separatist terrorist' where apprehended by members of the special branch in 2 separate pre-dawn raids on New Year's Day. "These 'separatist bloggers' would use any means possible to cause chaos, havoc in their aim to 'break up the nation' and hence must be stopped at all costs," the Minister was quoted saying to journalists at a function on Press Freedom organised by Utusan Malaysia last night.

January 3rd 2010 - Straits Times

The Prime Minister of Malaysia today issued a denial that 2 anti Barisan Nasional bloggers were under arrest and had been placed under the country's draconian Internal Security Act (ISA), despite an earlier press statement by the Home Minister the day before confirming the arrests. The press statement has since been retracted citing an 'error in information processing'.
The PM reiterated ," We have never directed the arrests and I assure you that they are fine and free. We have always respected the individual right of dissent and freedom of speech. Anyone can speak their mind freely." "As to their whereabouts, I don't know. You must ask them. They are freemen.. it's not as if were are in the Big Brother business, keeping tabs on the movement of our citizens," an obviously peeved PM stressed when pressed further.


June 30th 2010 - Agencies

6 months following the New Year's Day swoop by balaclava clad special branch operatives, the whereabouts of the two hitherto little known bloggers were still unknown. The Home Minister and Inspector General of Police have time and again denied any police involvement or arrest of the two, despite various accusations from the opposition Pakatan Rakyat.

December 20th 2010- Bernama

The IGP and Elections Commission issued separate statements today warning political parties not to bring up the issue of 2 missing bloggers (persumed kidnapped by government agents by the opposition alliance) during campaigning for the upcoming 13th General Elections, called 3 years early by the ruling coalition in and attempt to stamp the 'rising tide of anti governement sentiment' as insiders are quoted saying. "Any person caught bringing up the issue will be charged under the sedition act," according to sources within the police.


August 31st 2020 - The New Utusan

In a brief and sombre ceremony after the National Day Parades, newly sworn in Prime Minister, Mohd. Raju Chong anak John, dedicated the opposition Pakatan Rakyat's recent landslide win in the polls to those ''Brave men and women" who gave their lives in the face of tyranny for the freedom and equality of their nation, in clear reference to dozens of anti-government bloggers who 'dissapeared' in what he described as the 'darkest period in our nations history'. Ten years on, the whereabouts of 2 most prominent bloggers, who went missing on New Year's Day in 2010. They are presumed dead. "They may be gone, but the nation shall forever remember and be in their debt," the Prime Minister proclaimed in a speech broadcast live to 20 countries world wide.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Headlines - 2009 in review

April 03, 2009 - TheStar

... Najib takes over as the Sixth Prime Minister of Malaysia, succeeding Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi...


April 15, 2009
- Malaysian Insider

... still reeling from the defeats of the two by-elections in Bukit Gantang and Bukit Selambau, the only consolation for Najib's new government is the slim majority win at Batang Ai. BN leaders have condemned Opposition for raising sensitive racial issues and misleading the voters in all the constituencies during the campaign period..


April 28, 2009 - News Straits Times

... reports of corruption and sedition lodged against prominent leaders of the opposition. Separate reports have been lodged by the Zulfadli Mansur, President of the Angkatan Pemuda Belia YAMNO against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim for stocking racial tensions during the Perak parliamentary by-election earlier in the month, while a corruption report have been lodged with MACC against Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang for issuing quarry license to favored parties.



April 29, 2009 - The Sun

... MACC have arrested Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang, for corruption. He will be charged with 5 counts of corruption involving various state deals award...


May 4, 2009 - Utusan Malayu

... Anwar Ibrahim anti-Islam dan anti-Melayu. Dalam ceramah terbaru beliau, Datuk Seri Anwar berkata bahawa rakyat Malaysia, tidak kira bangsa mahupun agama, berhak untuk memilih agama mereka...


May 5, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

... Datuk Seri Anwar mungkin ditahan dibawah ISA...


May 21, 2009 - The Star

... Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, Lim Kit Siang, Karpal Singh and Teresa Kok arrested under ISA. When reached for comment, Home Minister Zahid Hamidi said that they are now deemed to be a 'grave threat to national security' and will be held indefinitely...


May 26, 2009 - New Straits Times

... 48 more Pakatan members, most of them members of Parliament and state reps, have been arrested under ISA in a nationwide crackdown on sedition and national security threats....


June 3, 2009 - TheStar

... the Barisan government will officially take over the Kedah state government today after 13 of the Pakatan representatives switched over to Barison National....

Meanwhile, there are talks that more state reps from Selangor and Penang will either resign or switch parties to Barisan. When reached for comment, most of them voiced their dissatisfaction over the leadership of their respective parties (most of whom are now in the Kamunting detention camp).



June 28, 2009 - Malaysiakini

... in a shock move, Prime Minister Najib Tun Rajak have announced a massive RM 28 billion project entitled Cyberjaya 2020 to expand the current Silicon Valley of Malaysia, the Cyberjaya corridor to combine the towns of Nilai, Seremban, KLIA and Technology Park Malaysia into one giant high tech industry incubator.

The project will span 3 years, and is due to start August after the bidding process, due to start next week.....


July 29, 2009 - New Straits Times

... Khairy Jamaluddin and Tunku Razaleigh, among 20 others, charged with money politics by the UMNO disciplinary committee...


July 30, 2009 - Malaysiakini

.... Suara Keadilan, The Rocket and Harakah, among 8 others, banned...


August 12, 2009 - Malaysiakini

... Raja Petra Kamaluddin or RPK as he is commonly known, Editor of Malaysia Today, found guilty of sedition in various articles that he have written. He is also handed down a total of 15 years of jail sentence. He is also currently defending the charges of Treason against the Sultan of Perak in court. If found guilty, RPK faces the maximum penalty for treason, which death by hanging....


August 25, 2009 - The New Straits Times

... ISPs ordered to block all seditious websites...


August 30, 2009 - TheStar

.... Najib announces a second mega project aimed at stimulation the economy further. RM 14 Billion will be spent in the next 2 years to upgrade existing ports throughout Malaysia...


August 31, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

... Tun Dr Mahathir memasuki semula Kabinet sebagai Minister Mentor...


August 31, 2009 - TheStar

... Second wave of crackdowns against politicians launched by the Police. This time more than 30 Pakatan leaders are arrested for raising sensitive issues during various gathering sessions...


September 20, 2009 - News Straits Times

.... 20 dead, over 300 seriously injured in public protest over the arrest of the opposition politicians. Police resorted to using force after the protestors tried to storm the Parliament emergency session...

... pro-opposition activists are armed with highly dangerous weapons such as rolled-up posters, thick law books and motorcycle helmets...


October 10, 2009 - TheStar

... RPK dies in jail. Police have classified the case as sudden death, ruled out foul play and the official report shows that the exact cause of death is water in lungs...



October 30, 2009 - News Strait Times

... Parti Keadilan Rakyat declared an illegal party due to money politics...



November 20, 2009 - News Straits Times

... Mukhriz declared new UMNO youth chief after Khairy Jamalludin resigned....


November 30, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

.... Zaid Ibrahim, Presiden parti politik baru, Parti Adil Rakyat, ditahan police atas tuduhan rasuah dan derhaka...


December 3, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

.... Tun Dr Mahathir mahu kerajaan meluluskan project RM 10.6 Billion meningkat taraf KLIA secepat mungkin...


December 24, 2009 - TheStar

... Toll rates to raise as much as 230% on 1st January..

... Meanwhile, the management of the Star Publication Group wants to take this opportunity to wish all Christians a very Merry Christmas and a Happy 2010...


December 27, 2009 - TheStar

... Selangor falls under Barisan...

... water and electricity tariffs to raise as much as 300% on 1 Jan...