Pandikar Amin says, "Speaker must be Impartial" - Malaysiakini

We're not trying to plagiarise anyone or resort to 'lazy blogging' but I can't help but laugh the bejesus out of me when I saw the following article on the Malaysian Insider.

Speaker should be impartial, says Pandikar Amin

KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 23 – A speaker should be impartial and well aware of the consquences of his actions to the House and the people in general, said Dewan Rakyat Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia.

He said that if a person was appointed speaker, “you are the Speaker of that particular Parliament or state assembly, and do not belong to any political party or to benefit a particular party.”

“A speaker should not be a servant to a certain political party,” he said after opening the Asian Parliamentary Assembly (APA) first sub-committe meeting on global financial crisis and its impact here today.

Pandikar Amin was speaking to reporters when asked to comment on the ongoing constitutional crisis in Perak.

The rest of the article is HERE

This Pandikar fella and his statement up there best describes - A pot calling the kettle black!

Or in our part of the world, Ahmad Ismail (2nd generation immigrant from one of those mamak places) calling me (3rd generation Malaysian) a PENDATANG!

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Lying politicians, Scandalous politicians, jumping politicians, murderous politicians, amourous politicians etc etc etc...all this while we lose the money in our pockets due to the 'still not being declared recession' and add that to the fact that we are losing even more of our civil liberties...
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Malaysiakini: Exclusive - Scandalous Photos of prominent local politician

Exclusive

An anonymous reader of BNMust go have just sent us a semi nude photo of what he claims to be a prominent local Malaysian politician. The photo shows the politician in a scantily clad piece of what look like old cloth, probably with nothing underneath.

Since some local politicians are well known to change their facial features every now and then, BNMustgo can only speculate the identity of the person in the photo.

What's more amazing is that the photo depicts the person as a traditional mystical spirit being, commonly known as a Toyol. Here's a brief definition of a Toyol from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol):

A Toyol or Tuyul is a mythical spirit in the Malay mythology of South-East Asia (notably Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore). It is a small child spirit invoked by a bomoh (Malay witch doctor) from a dead human foetus using black magic. It is possible to buy a toyol from such a bomoh.

A person who owns a toyol uses it mainly to steal things from other people, or to do mischief. According to a well-known superstition, if money or jewellery keeps disappearing mysteriously from your house, a toyol might be responsible. One way to ward off a toyol is to place some needles under your money, for toyols are afraid of being hurt by needles.

What baffles us is that the suspected politician in question is hardly a child, and that he usually appears normal (despite changing his looks every now and then).

We hereby urge the politician to own up that he is indeed the Toyol, and that he posess magical powers to change his physical size, in addition to supernatural ability to steal money and land from the Rakyat.

In view of the recent scandals surrounding nude politicians in the land, we further urge the politician to resign from all his political posts immediately until a thorough investigation and exorcism can be performed.

BNMust would like to remind the people to be calm upon reading this exclusive, and not to jump into conclusions that everybody in his party are Toyols.

This is simply speculation and bears no truth in that as we have substianted proof that most of the party members consist of other beings such as Orang Minyak Duit Petronas, Polong C4 Mongolia, Pelesit Di Raja Makhluk (PDRM), Hantu Duit Rakyat Raya and Pontianak Tingkat 4.

Altantuya Murder Trials - Is the Sh!t about to hit the fan?? - It's Karma, baby!

This here is not made up. It's something plucked from the Star!. MCA's very own, the Star! So whatever is written in government mouthpieces are definitely true right? NO? You Decide..

(The Star) - Murder accused Kpl Sirul Azhar Umar has asked the High Court here to acquit him of the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu or alternatively, declare a mistrial for the case to be re-tried with all three accused.

His lawyer Kamarul Hisham Kamaruddin made the submission Monday morning to High Court Judge Justice Mohd Zaki Md Yasin.

The three accused are Unit Tindakan Khas (UTK) operatives C/Insp Azilah Hadri, 32, and Kpl Sirul, 36, who are on trial for allegedly murdering the 28-year-old translator between 10pm on Oct 19 and 1am on Oct 20, 2006 at Mukim Bukit Raja here.

The third is political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda, who was cleared earlier of an abetment charge.

Kpl Sirul had earlier said he had been made a scapegoat by “certain parties” to protect their “evil” plan.

He said he had observed, during the murder trial proceedings, how several main prosecution witnesses, especially D9 (serious crime division) policemen from city police contingent, had “fabricated stories.”

“They did not tell the truth and always changed their stories when they were cross-examined (over her murder),” he said.

HERE's the link

Let's just wait and see..Interesting stuff are gonna crop up so pay attention as the trial proceeds! Let's see if -

1. Razak Baginda will be at least called in as a witness. If he might spill the beans this time. Karma, baby. Karma!

2. Let's find out who the 'Certain Parties' and what the 'truth' and 'fabricated stories' are.

"Karma is not fate, for humans act with free will creating their own destiny. According to the Vedas, if we sow goodness, we will reap goodness; if we sow evil, we will reap evil. Karma refers to the totality of our actions and their concomitant reactions in this and previous lives, all of which determines our future. The conquest of karma lies in intelligent action and dispassionate response." (wikipedia)

In the bnmustgo's terminology, this simply means - "If there's no fire, there won't be any smoke" or " if you throw something at the fan, it's gonna come back and hit you right in the face"

So let's sit tight as the Shiite is about to hit the fan!

hell hath no fury of a murdered, blown to bits Mongolian woman spurned!

STOP! Before you shout ,"Treason" !

Take a good look into the mirror first, we would suggest....
You don't want to end end up being the wolf that cries foul when the tiger eats the sheep. Nor would you want to be a RAT telling the mice not to eat cheese.

Was it not you guys who went all out to support the Mahafiraun when he challenged and eventually took away royal immunity?
Was it not you guys who protested when Their Royal Highnesses of Perlis and Trengganu decided on their own choices for Mentris Besar? But this day in age, there's one crime that's frowned upon more than even Treason, and that's treason against the people! crimes against the RAKYAT!




When the Protectors turn against those they have sworn to protect!

When the 'Servants' indulge in lavish, as the 'Masters' languish!When the 'Leaders' act like monkeys, bigots, morons..... Got save us all!


Tunku on constitutional monarchy -

'Under our constitutions, either federal or state, the ruler is the fount of authority, and as such guardian of the constitution. Just as the constitution ensures that his office is respected, so too must a
ruler respect the constitution.’



A word of advise from the man on the street - Guys, while we do not agree with what Karpal said, we should respect his freedom of speech and freedom of opinion.

While we all hate the monkey KJ and the hantu Toyol, let's spare the police reports. Afterall, aren't we for the freedom of assembly?

Bedtime Stories - King Rajib and His Merry Men Part I (Malaysiakini)

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, high in the mountains, there lived a beautiful princess named Princess Syarib. Her hair was long and dark and her eyes were like a pair of rarest blue sapphires, her beauty second to none in her land.

Meanwhile, on another land, Malacedia, there lived evil and vile King Rajib and his horrible Queen Rasmah. King Rajib spent all day and all night chasing after young maidens in his land, while Queen Ramah spent all her time perfecting her deadly potions, poisons and evil spells on the suffering subjects of Malacedia.

Now it comes to the attention of King Rajib the beauty of Princess Syarib, which he could not stop thinking about. The King sent for 10 of his best soldier to kidnap the Princess from her home to make her his new wife, to which they obeyed and carried out. Unfortunately for Princess Syarib, Queen Rasmah found out about the King's doings, and in so, got her own two most ruthless minions ShyLul and Asilah to bring Princess Syarib before her.

"You, you tried to seduce my husband, tramp! For that, you shall die a long painful death. I want you to suffer, and I want you to scream until your throat bears you no more voice, until your eyes boil and until your body is melted into ashes", shrieked the wicked Queen.

Before the poor Princess could say anything to proclaim her innocence, evil Queen Rasmah had ShyLul and Asilah burn her alive while she laughed and watch with bloodthirsty glee until the Princess' last dying screams.

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Now, a brave knight visiting the land, Sir Peterlot, happened to hear the commotion at the Palace grounds, went closer to find out what was happening, and saw the Queen standing over the Princess' body and laughing hysterically.

Sir Peterlot immediately went to see the land's Majister, Lord Augustus. Unknown to the valiant knight, Lord Augustus serves no one but the evil royal couple, for he is evil himself.

Upon hearing Knight Peterlot's complains, he nods his head and announced, "Peterlot, you have a forked tongue and you speak ill of our King and Queen. Guards, arrest this fraud. Keep him in the dungeons until he repents his actions, or until he dies. Make him eat foods which even a hog will not touch, and makes sure he suffers insufferable torture!"

By now the people of Malacedia have heard about Sir Peterlot, and everybody, men women and children of the land, rushed to the Majistarium and demanded fairness and justice. They have long known about the evil ways of their King and Queen, and have grown weary of them.

Upon sensing the danger of the crowd, the ever cunning Majister Augustus changed his stance and declared, "Peterlot, you will be tried tomorrow at noon!"

"On what charge, Majister?" asks Sir Peterlot.

"SEDITION! SEDITION! SEDITION! Now guards, lock up this lying man!" boomed the Majister.

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The next day, at noon.....
"Peterlot son of Kamal, you have been charged with SEDITION! You have lied and said nasty things about our beloved King Rajib and Queen Ramah! How do you plea, you little insect?"
asked the Majister

"NOT GUILTY, Majister. I know what I saw, and what I saw was the Queen murdering Princess in cold bl...."

"SEDITION!!! SEDITION!!! There is no truth in that statement, Peterlot!" interrupted the Majister.

"How do you know the King and Queen are innocent, Majister?" asked Sir Peterlot.

"Because he is the King and she is the Queen. They are honorable people," retorted the Majister.

"Did you ask them?" questioned the brave knight.

"No," answered the Majister proudly.

"Then I put it to you that whatever the King and Queen say is not important?" asked Sir Peterlot.

"Of course it's important, you little twit. Do not twist my words," cursed the Majister.

"Majister, you as the upholder of Justice in the Land, should you not be impartial, fair and fearless? Should you then, at least, ask the King and Queen if they had cruely murdered anybody" asked Sir Peterlot.

"But of course I am a fair person! But the King and Queen is above the law!" the Majister, clearly agitated, again shouted.

"Nobody is above the law!!!" declared Sir Peterlot bravely. The crowd cheered and cheered.

"SILENCE! This is SEDITION! Do all of you understand? SEDITION, SEDITION, SEDITION!!! Guards, put this man back into jail!!! Throw him to the dogs!" bellowed Majister Augustus, red faced and full of hatred.

As the guards start to grab Sir Peterlot's arms, the crowd, the honorable people of Malacedia, feuled on by extreme anger, starts to move forward towards the Majisterium, towards Majister Augustus.....


... to be continued

Note:
The above story is a pure work of fiction. Resemblences to any person living, dead or dying (or on Botox), is coincidental.



Meanwhile, here's some news on what's happening in the real world, which has totally nothing to do with what you just read :P


http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98022

RPK's sedition trial: Najib in the limelight

Pathmawathy Subramaniam | Feb 10, 09 7:50pm

An investigating officer of the murdered Mongolian Altantuya Shaariibuu case today admitted that deputy prime Minster Najib Abdul Razak was not investigated even though he was an important witness. However the revelations of assistant director of the Interpol National Centre Bureau Gan Tack Guan did not come at the Altantuya murder trial. Instead he was a witness at the sedition trial of popular blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin at the Petaling Jaya Session Court. Raja Petra is facing trial for the alleged seditious article entitled 'Let's send the Altantuya murderers to hell' which was posted on the Malaysia Today Gan was testifying today after failing to show up on two previous occasions. The police officer was the one who lodged a police report on Raja Petra after reading the article on April 30. He is also the chief investigating officer in the murder trial of Altantuya. In his testimony today he agreed that Najib's name was mentioned in the said article and admitted that the deputy prime minister was an "important witness". website on April 25.

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http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98090

RPK seeks to disqualify Augustine Paul

Hafiz Yatim | Feb 11, 09 6:38pm

Blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin wants Federal Court judge S. Augustine Paul to be disqualified from hearing the prosecution's appeal over his release under the Internal Security Act detention and his cross-appeal application. MCPX Lawyer Malik Imtiaz Sarwar, in seeking a postponement to today's hearing at the apex court, said he had just received instructions from Raja Petra to ask for Paul's recusal. "We will file a written application tomorrow."

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