Thursday, May 20, 2010

In the news




Our view on some of the things being written on the dizzying issues of Bolehland;











1. Money really does buy silence, even that of the most powerful man on earth.

Washington Post - on Anwar's persecution and Obama's glorious silence

RM 77 Million is a sh!t load of money, even for the President of The United States (PUSA), whose annual income is around the region of 300k USD.



2. Federal Court - Rules that MACC can interrogate suspects/witnesses/your mom/my dad after office hours.

Yes, yes, but for Pete's sake, down throw anyone from the 14th floor!



3. Malaysiakini: "PM's lips sealed on sports betting, Perkasa"

The same goes for that mongolian chick. Sure wish that our Ministry of Defense gates are just as tight..


And finally, for the 209th time? Samy Vellu announces his departure, then sacks his party guy for asking him to go. F@cking contradictory as usual but then again, with Tun M semi-retired, he's taken over as the 'pusing king' of Malaysian politics.

So is it really goodbye Sam, Sam? But do we really care?

Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Getting to know your ADUN

With the Sarawak Elections coming soon (by April 2011 that is), let us find out a little bit more about the folks you and I voted for back in May 20th 2006...

These guys we know. Their faces dominate to local dailies.

We've heard all the kopitiam tales about Georgie's new girl friend, No. 1's Son abusing No. 2's daughter, another guy's drunken follies et al, Some of us even contributed to such rumours - But that's another agenda for another piece on another day.

What about the other 60 odd fellas (there are 71 of them in total)? How much do we know about them? Do we even know how they look like?


Let's go back to school together- mari kita sama-sama belajar ya!; In this multi-part post, we will attempt to be as informative about each and everyone of them as possible. Despite our name, we'll try to be as non-partisan as possible, using only information readily available on the many forms of media.

Ok-la Ok-la, we'll no doubt be unable resist the temptation to whack them every now and then (even Pak Lah succumbed to the temptation of Sweet Jean, didn't he, what more to say us mere mortals?), but we won't let that distort our judgement.

Hopefully, come election day, each and everyone of us will have a better idea, better knowledge about the boys and girls who are supposed to work for us!


A Brief history of our August House; Really Brief!

Originally known as the 'Council Negri' (sounds so much cooler, doesn't it?) - until some wise guy decided to suck up to the powers that be in KL and changed its name to Dewan Undangan Negeri, it's the oldest legislature in Malaysia (some say South East Asia).

  • First meeting held in the 1800's in Bintulu by Rajah Charles Brooke during the heyday of the Kingdom of Sarawak
  • There are 71 members currently, BN holding 62.
If you really bother to know more, click HERE. To start with, here's a Sarawak Gov link to the DUN website's (crap, cheap looking, amateurish, not unlike BNmustgo) listing of all 71. It's got their Name, Kawasan, Photo, address, phone number (but not mobile), party etc.- Pretty good stuff for us to 'get acquainted' with.

In later parts, we shall get a closer look at them one by one, from N1 all the way to N71, with the grand 'finale' on the Big daddy-O himself, our self anointed Emperor/Demi-god/he-who-shall-not -be -named- for- now.

Until then, Salam Reformasi/Salam 1Malaysia/Kapal Salam/Ayam Mongolia - whichever your preference.


Oh wait, one more time..Just love this pic, don't you? It's a classic case of a picture saying a thousand words...

Monday, May 17, 2010

Thank You, Ibrahim!

Apart from the brave folks of Sibu, BNmustgo would like to dedicate this historic win and express our deepest gratitude to our Wira Bangsa, Pejuang Perkasa, The ONE, The ONLY, Datuk Ibrahim Ali. Thank you, Sir for delivering us Sibu. Thank you, Sir for showing us the worst of Umno-BN. Thank you, Sir opening our eyes, ears and tok-shit mouths. Thank you, Sir for showing us whom NOT to vote for.

For this, BNmustgo shall forever be indebted to you, Sir! You are truly a bacon.. Err I mean, beacon for change - (yes, beacon as you inspire us to vote the other way.)

With this, we hereby nominate you for the office of President of Unmo, which you so deserve, also entitles you to the office of the soon to be opposition leader of Malaysia.
We hope you'll take this humble 'endorsement' with pride and continue to serve us from the bottom of your heart - delivering us seat after seat, erection (oops, there I go again! ) election after election.

Sekian, Wassalam, may Allah (applicable in Sarawak and Sabah, only of course) / GOD (in the Peninsula) bless you.
Love, from one BN group to another. BNmustgo that is!

Monday, April 26, 2010

Lawan Tetap Lawan - Post Election Blues from BNMustGo




So the Hulu Selangor election is over, the results are known (BN beat PKR by a mere 1,725 votes, in case you want to go into details), and the tears are shed.


And the responses to BN Must Go's Facebook page and my own personal Inbox have predictably been the usual:

"How do you feel? Are you giving up?"

"No hope la"

"I want to migrate"

"BN is so dirty"

So are we giving up? Should we just pack up and go? Throw in the towel?

The answer is a resounding NO.

In fact, my BNMustGo Movement's co admin, Andrew, and me, we are going to up the ante. We are going to work even harder, get more voters registered, and try to reach out to as many people as we can.

This is our pledge.

In Hulu Selangor, from nomination till polling day, we were actively on the ground almost every day. We braved the hot burning sun, the pouring rain and even the hostile (some say kurang ajar) BN supporters imported from other states. We campaigned as if there's no tomorrow. We stuck with the DAP fellas, the PKR fellas, and the PAS fellas running all over Hulu Selangor.

We left the comforts of our home, our young families (my baby boy, Jayden, was just born 3 weeks ago, by the way) and we went to the ground. We worked, did all that we could, and tried to keep you guys posted on Facebook with as much information as we could gather.

At the end of the day, we did not win. At least not in votes.

But we won something else more important. We won the hearts of the people we met. We won the attention of the people of Hulu Selangor. We opened up the voters' eyes to the shrewdness of the BN machinery, and how malicious and ruthless they could be.

So after all these, should we give up? Definitely NO. The war between good and evil is just beginning. And we are on the side of good. How can we lose then, if we remain steadfast and the people are with us?

BN MUST GO WILL NOT GO DOWN UNTIL BARISAN NASIONAL IS BURIED.


For Justice,

Leon Lee (co-Administrator of the BN Must Go Movement)

PS - Thank you to my dear friends who worked tirelessly in the PKR Media Centre and on the ground, especially to Harris Ibrahim, Dikyn, YB Loh Gwo-Burne, Fahmi, Latheefa and Ginie.

Friday, August 28, 2009

.: The BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT SO FAR :.

And to think this moron is among the Selangor state's Pakatan political leaders.


Excerpt from Malaysiakini, read the full text here:

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/111565



Powers of arrest?

Hassan however issued contradictory statements on whether the mosque officials had the powers to arrest. Below is an excerpt of the press conference held at the state secretariat building yesterday:

Hassan: In other words, they are merely the ears and eyes (of the authorities).

Reporter: That is not what has been reported from your previous press conference...

Hassan: No, no, no. You were misreporting. I was very clear on that.

Reporter: So there is no powers of arrest?

Hassan: They can arrest and bring them to the authorities.

Reporter:
If there is no enforcement officials present, can they make arrests?

Hassan:
Every district has enforcement officers.

Reporter: Meaning, they must arrest people in the presence of enforcement officials and not on their own?

Hassan:
Yes.

Reporter: So they can approach offenders on their own, but in an advisory capacity?

Hassan: Yes. It is like this, if someone reports to the mosque official that someone is consuming alcohol and the mosque official goes (to take action). He can tangkap (arrest), but he (mosque officials) cannot impose penalties.

Reporter:
Under what law are mosque officials allowed to make arrests?

Hassan: It says so under the authority card (issued to them).

Reporter: So the mosque officials have powers of arrests?

Hassan: Yes, but not as wide as the enforcement officials.

Reporter: What if the offender does not cooperate?

Hassan: They normally will go in groups. Their role is to advise. 'You have made a mistake, come follow us to see the authorities'. If that person fights back, the enforcement officials will take action.

Reporter: You are contradicting what you said earlier. You said mosque officials can make arrests.

Hassan: It is like this, if someone in a village is found drinking, they (the mosque officials) can arrest him and take him to the authorities.

Reporter: Are they allowed to use handcuffs?

Hassan:
No.



Issuing authority cards? LOL This fucking idiot actually thinks he can issue his own authority cards to arrest anybody he likes.

They called this guy the UMNO mole. BNMustGo concurs. Only an UMNO freak can be so godamn stupid.

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Open letter to Zambry


Attn: Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir, MB of Perak

Dear Sir,


We are writing this open letter to you because we feel that you have been thoroughly wronged by the people of Perak, and we would like to come to your defense. After all, BNMustGo is all about justice and righteousness, yes?


We realised that you are being called many unpleasant names, and we suppose they might have hurt your feelings somewhat. Please be strong, Datuk, for they are all nothing but malicious lies spread by the unemployed womanfolk bloggers.


Take for example, the fact that you are more well known by your nick names of Zambry Mamak, Zambry Kutty, Zambry Jelmaan Sami Vellu etc, than anything else.

Well, we do not think you are a mamak. Afterall, you are a member of UMNO - the United MALAYS National Organisation. So you SHOULD be a Malay. UMNO only accepts Malays as members, right? To hell with with those bloggers.


And about the Kutty thing. We think they must have mistaken you with the Tun Kutty a/l Kutty. You know, the fella that robbed us dry for 2 decades, and is now back for more? Come to think of it, how can the bloggers be so stupid? The Tun Kutty is so Pakistani, and you are so dashingly Melayu looking. He's shrewed and smart, while you are, er, well, you are what you are.


In any case, if you really admire the original Kutty and wants to be him (or at least look like him, skintone-wise), well, just contact Micheal Jackson. He can definitely teach you how to do the Black or White thing. Afterall, Clorox is cheap at Carrefour this week (RM 6.99 for 5L extra large). BNMustGo hereby agrees to sponsor you all the bleach you need to have your Channel [V] Next Top Model style makeover, should you decide to do so. Of course, our sponsorship is limited to all the bleach for your personal use only.

Next they called you an illegitimate Menteri Besar and that you have an illegitimate EXCO and an illegitimate mandate, among many other illegitimate things about you. Please do not take those to heart, as they are just jealous of you. Though you are going to be one of the shortest tenured MBs to take office in our country's history, we think you are as legit as it goes. Afterall, the whole of Perak supports and love you right? They are your loyal and royal subjects, and you are free to treat Perakians anyway you wish. That is your birthright. Your destiny.


We also think you selling off the Camrys and buying the Perdanas is surely a masterstroke, the pinacle of your ingenuity. We should support the National Cars at all costs. Even if the maintenance is 3 times as high, the quality stinks and it's a 15 year old design, that is okay. It is the state's money, and what use is money if not spent. Agree?

Come 7 May 2009, we would be in Ipoh to support you and your goons, er, we mean the other BN ADUNS. We will stand in the front line to defend you should the Pakatan supporters turn rowdy or start hurling insults at you again. In fact, if you wish, we can help you grab that speaker's chair. Get rid of the Sivakumar fella once and for all. And help seal your name into the history books for all eternity.

Will the Real Slime Kutty please stand up?


Thank you.


Yours sincerely,


BNMustGo



Another one of your fans, listing down all the contributions you have for the people of Perak:


Jasa2 Zambry al-kudeta…
Baru saja 2 bulan Zambry merampas oppss memerintah Perak..kita telah melihat banyak jasa2 yang telah dibuat beliau untuk rakyat Perak…

1. baru saja masuk pejabat Menteri Besar langkah pertama tukar karpet dan lain-lain asesori….maka berwajah barulah pejabat MB sekarang ini..bertambah ceria dan berseri…

2. Pecat semua ketua kampung pilihan rakyat… Ketua kampung pilihan rakyat ini dilantik atas kehendak Raja Muda…idok ke menderhaka namaya tu..? ehh..itu bukan derhaka itu mengembalikan hak rakyat…

3. Zambry yang berjiwa rakyat menjamu rakyat dengan ‘Sure Heboh’ untuk menghiburkan rakyat jelata…direstukan pula oleh Tok Mufti..satu gandingan yang mantop…betul2 Zamby dan Tok Mufti memahami kehendak rakyat…


4. Menjimatkan wang rakyat dengan melelong Camry yang masih dalam jaminan 3 tahun..kerana beliau nak guna semula Perdana V6…alangkah mulianya Zambry ini… sehingga mendapat anugerah dari Sultan Perak dengan gelaran Dato’ Seri…bayangkan baru 2 bulan merampas oppsss memerintah dah dapat anugerah..korang ADUN PR memerintah Perak 10 bulan dapat apa..tu laa jasa korang tak setara dengan Zambry and the gang…tu pasal tak dapat apa2…


lihatlah..betapa banyak sumbangan yang dah dibuat kepada rakyat Perak..dalam masa 2 bulan..banyak ‘penjimatan’ wang rakyat telah dilakukan oleh Zambry… JASAMU AKAN DIKENANG..!!


Courtesy of:
http://jasindaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/jasa-jasa-zambry-mamak-di-perak.html


Some of the sites which called you a mamak, for your further action, Datuk Seri:

http://ini-yang-aku-rasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/zambry-mamak-realorang-melayu-atau.html

http://seriiskandar.wordpress.com/2009/03/06/ppac-mamak-zambry-dan-exco-haram-gagal-hadir-malaysiakini/


http://jelas.info/2009/04/27/zambry-unnecessary-to-let-perak-people-decide-who-is-legitimate-mb/



Oh by the way, here's the Google stats for "Zambry Mamak" Search:
Results 11 - 20 of about 32,700 for zambry mamak. (0.13 seconds)

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Of condolences and sadness

The wife of one of the prominent local state politicians just kicked the bucket recently, after helping her husband rob and steal from the people for more than 27 years.

BNMustGo would like to wish the family the deepest of condolences. Not that we are very sorry about it, really. I mean, if it's your time, it's your time.

The only regret we have, if any, about this whole thing is that perhaps the Higher Powers took the wrong spouse. Or took one less. Should've done the one up over both of them. Actually, should've just whacked the entire family and next of kins. Ali Bebe and the 40 thieves (and robbers, wife beaters, etc), basically.

The husband is probably the more suitable candidate to have a game over. And this will definitely save the people of the poor state much, much further anguish, heartbreak and sadness.


Imagine, then, Mr Widower, when you die (which we hope is real soon), the entire state will rejoice in your death. Everybody will cheer, and party and dance like there's no tomorrow. Imagine decades after you die, we will still tell our grand kids about the atrocities you committed against your fellow country men.

And when you die, you will be judged in Hell. And we'll bet the ranch that you will burn in the Fires of Hell for eternity as well. Just like your wife.

May God have mercy on what's left of your dark soul, for no one else will.

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Penanti - Why we are fully behind BN standing in the by-election

On a recent Malaysiakini news report about BN considering about pulling out of the Penanti by-election, we here at BNMustGo wish to voice our dissatisfaction over this issue.

We want you to fight, you chicken shit. You lose like what, 5-6 by-elections (not mentioning getting your arse whoped to kingdom come in GE 2008, of course), and now you are running scared?

And you call yourselves the party that leads the people? Where's your balls? What does this tell the other nations about our country's leaders? That you can blow up people using C4, but is afraid to even stand in a little election?

Now as it is with our previous postings, we are going to give you facts and figures why it benefits the people (or certain people, that is) if you were to change your mind and fight like a real man:

1. Our Police Raja Di Malaysia (PRDM) are too damn free. Need to give them something to do or else they are taking gaji buta (our hard earned money). Get them to act as goons and beat up people. Use them to arrest the Pakatan boys. Most important of all, remember their postal votes. Remember. Very Important. You need those votes to look less embarassing later.

2. Apart from gerrymandering and "ensuring the dominance of a certain race in the country", the piece of crap Elections Commission is practically good for nothing. Give them something to do during this by-E, and possibly the higher echlons will get to sniff out some 'incentives' from poster and ballot printing companies. Call it another type of mini economic stimulus package.

3. Speaking of stimulus packages, the people will get goodies too. The people will get their few hundred ringgit ang pows and vote the opposition once again. But remember, it's not really your money, is it? Who cares as long as it's Uncle Vincent's cash, which he will then rip off from the people through questionable contracts yet again. See? No costs involved for you BN fellas.

4. You get another golden chance to show the people what you do best: giving racist speeches, talk about your spirited 50 year old struggle (and of course, still struggling) for the sake of a certain race, defaming Pakatan guys and gals, and last but not least, this time around, you get to showpiece your greatest asset of all time, the Tun himself (who wants to spearhead the campaign, can you imagine).

5. Sex scandals! Yes. This one is a sure bet. Every time there's a big political movement around the corner, surprisingly there's always nude pictures, homosexual swearings, mattresses and so on. Seems to happen only to Pakatan people, strangely enough. However, just like how you get tired of sex with the same style all the time, we are kind of sick of the usual stuffs. Let's be more creative this time around. How about making your own Youth Chief Son-In-Law a homonecro-beastialitic (suggest a dead male cow or sheep .. easier to find and plant evidence) instead? Could be feng shui. Seems like the victimized party always seem to win. Go victimize yourself. Might get a few more sympathy votes.

You know, when you lose (which which you are assured of, of course), it's okay. You gave it your best shot. You will even have given the people a chance to make extra income, listen to your crap satires and have a good laugh about you, and let the people screw you again after taking your money.

So Mr C4, be a man. Lawan tetap lawan. And we suppose you are just as "Pantang Dicabar" as your predecessor (who really did run away after 'dicabar' by you, if we recall correctly).

So you see, the benefits far outweight the cons. Go ahead BN! GO BN! GO BN! GO BN! BN MUST GO!

Monday, April 13, 2009

2009 in review + Fast Forward

December 31st 2009 - AP

Amid rumors of yet another crackdown, Malaysian are divided yet again across racial and political divides on this last day of the year.

January 1st 2010 - Reuters

2 little known bloggers from the hard hitting satirical blog bnmustgo (bnmustgo.blogspot.com) were this morning apprehended at their respective residences in Petaling Jaya and Kuching, Malaysia according to reliable sources who spoke on condition of anonymity. The same sources also informed that these 2 individuals are most likely to be held under the nation's draconian Internal Security Act, which allows for indefinite detention without trail.

January 2nd 2010 - Agencies

Home Minister Zahid today issued a brief statement acknowledging that two suspected 'separatist terrorist' where apprehended by members of the special branch in 2 separate pre-dawn raids on New Year's Day. "These 'separatist bloggers' would use any means possible to cause chaos, havoc in their aim to 'break up the nation' and hence must be stopped at all costs," the Minister was quoted saying to journalists at a function on Press Freedom organised by Utusan Malaysia last night.

January 3rd 2010 - Straits Times

The Prime Minister of Malaysia today issued a denial that 2 anti Barisan Nasional bloggers were under arrest and had been placed under the country's draconian Internal Security Act (ISA), despite an earlier press statement by the Home Minister the day before confirming the arrests. The press statement has since been retracted citing an 'error in information processing'.
The PM reiterated ," We have never directed the arrests and I assure you that they are fine and free. We have always respected the individual right of dissent and freedom of speech. Anyone can speak their mind freely." "As to their whereabouts, I don't know. You must ask them. They are freemen.. it's not as if were are in the Big Brother business, keeping tabs on the movement of our citizens," an obviously peeved PM stressed when pressed further.


June 30th 2010 - Agencies

6 months following the New Year's Day swoop by balaclava clad special branch operatives, the whereabouts of the two hitherto little known bloggers were still unknown. The Home Minister and Inspector General of Police have time and again denied any police involvement or arrest of the two, despite various accusations from the opposition Pakatan Rakyat.

December 20th 2010- Bernama

The IGP and Elections Commission issued separate statements today warning political parties not to bring up the issue of 2 missing bloggers (persumed kidnapped by government agents by the opposition alliance) during campaigning for the upcoming 13th General Elections, called 3 years early by the ruling coalition in and attempt to stamp the 'rising tide of anti governement sentiment' as insiders are quoted saying. "Any person caught bringing up the issue will be charged under the sedition act," according to sources within the police.


August 31st 2020 - The New Utusan

In a brief and sombre ceremony after the National Day Parades, newly sworn in Prime Minister, Mohd. Raju Chong anak John, dedicated the opposition Pakatan Rakyat's recent landslide win in the polls to those ''Brave men and women" who gave their lives in the face of tyranny for the freedom and equality of their nation, in clear reference to dozens of anti-government bloggers who 'dissapeared' in what he described as the 'darkest period in our nations history'. Ten years on, the whereabouts of 2 most prominent bloggers, who went missing on New Year's Day in 2010. They are presumed dead. "They may be gone, but the nation shall forever remember and be in their debt," the Prime Minister proclaimed in a speech broadcast live to 20 countries world wide.

Sunday, April 5, 2009

Headlines - 2009 in review

April 03, 2009 - TheStar

... Najib takes over as the Sixth Prime Minister of Malaysia, succeeding Tun Abdullah Ahmad Badawi...


April 15, 2009
- Malaysian Insider

... still reeling from the defeats of the two by-elections in Bukit Gantang and Bukit Selambau, the only consolation for Najib's new government is the slim majority win at Batang Ai. BN leaders have condemned Opposition for raising sensitive racial issues and misleading the voters in all the constituencies during the campaign period..


April 28, 2009 - News Straits Times

... reports of corruption and sedition lodged against prominent leaders of the opposition. Separate reports have been lodged by the Zulfadli Mansur, President of the Angkatan Pemuda Belia YAMNO against Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim for stocking racial tensions during the Perak parliamentary by-election earlier in the month, while a corruption report have been lodged with MACC against Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang for issuing quarry license to favored parties.



April 29, 2009 - The Sun

... MACC have arrested Lim Guan Eng, Chief Minister of Penang, for corruption. He will be charged with 5 counts of corruption involving various state deals award...


May 4, 2009 - Utusan Malayu

... Anwar Ibrahim anti-Islam dan anti-Melayu. Dalam ceramah terbaru beliau, Datuk Seri Anwar berkata bahawa rakyat Malaysia, tidak kira bangsa mahupun agama, berhak untuk memilih agama mereka...


May 5, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

... Datuk Seri Anwar mungkin ditahan dibawah ISA...


May 21, 2009 - The Star

... Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim, Lim Kit Siang, Karpal Singh and Teresa Kok arrested under ISA. When reached for comment, Home Minister Zahid Hamidi said that they are now deemed to be a 'grave threat to national security' and will be held indefinitely...


May 26, 2009 - New Straits Times

... 48 more Pakatan members, most of them members of Parliament and state reps, have been arrested under ISA in a nationwide crackdown on sedition and national security threats....


June 3, 2009 - TheStar

... the Barisan government will officially take over the Kedah state government today after 13 of the Pakatan representatives switched over to Barison National....

Meanwhile, there are talks that more state reps from Selangor and Penang will either resign or switch parties to Barisan. When reached for comment, most of them voiced their dissatisfaction over the leadership of their respective parties (most of whom are now in the Kamunting detention camp).



June 28, 2009 - Malaysiakini

... in a shock move, Prime Minister Najib Tun Rajak have announced a massive RM 28 billion project entitled Cyberjaya 2020 to expand the current Silicon Valley of Malaysia, the Cyberjaya corridor to combine the towns of Nilai, Seremban, KLIA and Technology Park Malaysia into one giant high tech industry incubator.

The project will span 3 years, and is due to start August after the bidding process, due to start next week.....


July 29, 2009 - New Straits Times

... Khairy Jamaluddin and Tunku Razaleigh, among 20 others, charged with money politics by the UMNO disciplinary committee...


July 30, 2009 - Malaysiakini

.... Suara Keadilan, The Rocket and Harakah, among 8 others, banned...


August 12, 2009 - Malaysiakini

... Raja Petra Kamaluddin or RPK as he is commonly known, Editor of Malaysia Today, found guilty of sedition in various articles that he have written. He is also handed down a total of 15 years of jail sentence. He is also currently defending the charges of Treason against the Sultan of Perak in court. If found guilty, RPK faces the maximum penalty for treason, which death by hanging....


August 25, 2009 - The New Straits Times

... ISPs ordered to block all seditious websites...


August 30, 2009 - TheStar

.... Najib announces a second mega project aimed at stimulation the economy further. RM 14 Billion will be spent in the next 2 years to upgrade existing ports throughout Malaysia...


August 31, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

... Tun Dr Mahathir memasuki semula Kabinet sebagai Minister Mentor...


August 31, 2009 - TheStar

... Second wave of crackdowns against politicians launched by the Police. This time more than 30 Pakatan leaders are arrested for raising sensitive issues during various gathering sessions...


September 20, 2009 - News Straits Times

.... 20 dead, over 300 seriously injured in public protest over the arrest of the opposition politicians. Police resorted to using force after the protestors tried to storm the Parliament emergency session...

... pro-opposition activists are armed with highly dangerous weapons such as rolled-up posters, thick law books and motorcycle helmets...


October 10, 2009 - TheStar

... RPK dies in jail. Police have classified the case as sudden death, ruled out foul play and the official report shows that the exact cause of death is water in lungs...



October 30, 2009 - News Strait Times

... Parti Keadilan Rakyat declared an illegal party due to money politics...



November 20, 2009 - News Straits Times

... Mukhriz declared new UMNO youth chief after Khairy Jamalludin resigned....


November 30, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

.... Zaid Ibrahim, Presiden parti politik baru, Parti Adil Rakyat, ditahan police atas tuduhan rasuah dan derhaka...


December 3, 2009 - Utusan Melayu

.... Tun Dr Mahathir mahu kerajaan meluluskan project RM 10.6 Billion meningkat taraf KLIA secepat mungkin...


December 24, 2009 - TheStar

... Toll rates to raise as much as 230% on 1st January..

... Meanwhile, the management of the Star Publication Group wants to take this opportunity to wish all Christians a very Merry Christmas and a Happy 2010...


December 27, 2009 - TheStar

... Selangor falls under Barisan...

... water and electricity tariffs to raise as much as 300% on 1 Jan...

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Live? feeds and pics from Batang Ai (Lubok Antu?)

This writer apologies on behalf of bnmustgo for not putting up anything over the past month or so - we are too preoccupied with the vicissitudes of our personal lives (our bad) and also to wait for more 'interesting' developments from the sleepy camp (sighing in disappointment)....

Well, I hope what I plan to do next will in a small way make up for our collective unproductiveness.
With all the prominent guys and gals focussed on the 2 Bukits, I'll try to make sure that our very own Batang (River in Iban) is not left out, god willing.

This writer will try his best to not get drunk tonight (hence happy hour is a few hours early today) so as to be able to make the 4am, 4hr drive up to Lubok Antu in time to get ahead of our Pehin Sri and is helicopter...

Fingers crossed.. Fingers crossed also on my BB8900 camera being up to task (the writer with the DSLR unfortunately is currenty 'tied up' across the pond)..Also fingers crossed that there's sufficient gprs/edge quality up there for me to send my pics and messages back to the guy in PJ who, god willing, does not get too drunk tonight as well, for uploading onto the blog.

Friday, February 27, 2009

The 'YOUTH' ~ Our Pride & Joy!

There's an old Chinese saying - shang liang bu zheng, xia liang wai
(上梁不下梁歪) - i dont guarantee the characters in Chinese are right as my command of the language is strictly, spoken only.
Go ask your MCA, SUPP, LDP or Gerakan asu'* what it means.



* Asu' - the Malay word for Dog, from where I hail - though mamak Ahmad Ismail would insist that I somehow come from China when my birth cert says that I was born in this country

Monday, February 23, 2009

Pandikar Amin says, "Speaker must be Impartial" - Malaysiakini

We're not trying to plagiarise anyone or resort to 'lazy blogging' but I can't help but laugh the bejesus out of me when I saw the following article on the Malaysian Insider.

Speaker should be impartial, says Pandikar Amin


KUALA LUMPUR, Feb 23 – A speaker should be impartial and well aware of the consquences of his actions to the House and the people in general, said Dewan Rakyat Speaker Tan Sri Pandikar Amin Mulia.

He said that if a person was appointed speaker, “you are the Speaker of that particular Parliament or state assembly, and do not belong to any political party or to benefit a particular party.”

“A speaker should not be a servant to a certain political party,” he said after opening the Asian Parliamentary Assembly (APA) first sub-committe meeting on global financial crisis and its impact here today.

Pandikar Amin was speaking to reporters when asked to comment on the ongoing constitutional crisis in Perak.

The rest of the article is HERE

This Pandikar fella and his statement up there best describes - A pot calling the kettle black!

Or in our part of the world, Ahmad Ismail (2nd generation immigrant from one of those mamak places) calling me (3rd generation Malaysian) a PENDATANG!

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Friday, February 20, 2009

Malaysiakini: Exclusive - Scandalous Photos of prominent local politician

Exclusive

An anonymous reader of BNMust go have just sent us a semi nude photo of what he claims to be a prominent local Malaysian politician. The photo shows the politician in a scantily clad piece of what look like old cloth, probably with nothing underneath.

Since some local politicians are well known to change their facial features every now and then, BNMustgo can only speculate the identity of the person in the photo.


What's more amazing is that the photo depicts the person as a traditional mystical spirit being, commonly known as a Toyol. Here's a brief definition of a Toyol from Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyol):

A Toyol or Tuyul is a mythical spirit in the Malay mythology of South-East Asia (notably Indonesia, Thailand, Malaysia and Singapore). It is a small child spirit invoked by a bomoh (Malay witch doctor) from a dead human foetus using black magic. It is possible to buy a toyol from such a bomoh.

A person who owns a toyol uses it mainly to steal things from other people, or to do mischief. According to a well-known superstition, if money or jewellery keeps disappearing mysteriously from your house, a toyol might be responsible. One way to ward off a toyol is to place some needles under your money, for toyols are afraid of being hurt by needles.


What baffles us is that the suspected politician in question is hardly a child, and that he usually appears normal (despite changing his looks every now and then).

We hereby urge the politician to own up that he is indeed the Toyol, and that he posess magical powers to change his physical size, in addition to supernatural ability to steal money and land from the Rakyat.

In view of the recent scandals surrounding nude politicians in the land, we further urge the politician to resign from all his political posts immediately until a thorough investigation and exorcism can be performed.

BNMust would like to remind the people to be calm upon reading this exclusive, and not to jump into conclusions that everybody in his party are Toyols.

This is simply speculation and bears no truth in that as we have substianted proof that most of the party members consist of other beings such as Orang Minyak Duit Petronas, Polong C4 Mongolia, Pelesit Di Raja Makhluk (PDRM), Hantu Duit Rakyat Raya and Pontianak Tingkat 4.

Monday, February 16, 2009

Altantuya Murder Trials - Is the Sh!t about to hit the fan?? - It's Karma, baby!

This here is not made up. It's something plucked from the Star!. MCA's very own, the Star! So whatever is written in government mouthpieces are definitely true right? NO? You Decide..


(The Star) - Murder accused Kpl Sirul Azhar Umar has asked the High Court here to acquit him of the murder of Mongolian national Altantuya Shaariibuu or alternatively, declare a mistrial for the case to be re-tried with all three accused.

His lawyer Kamarul Hisham Kamaruddin made the submission Monday morning to High Court Judge Justice Mohd Zaki Md Yasin.

The three accused are Unit Tindakan Khas (UTK) operatives C/Insp Azilah Hadri, 32, and Kpl Sirul, 36, who are on trial for allegedly murdering the 28-year-old translator between 10pm on Oct 19 and 1am on Oct 20, 2006 at Mukim Bukit Raja here.

The third is political analyst Abdul Razak Baginda, who was cleared earlier of an abetment charge.

Kpl Sirul had earlier said he had been made a scapegoat by “certain parties” to protect their “evil” plan.

He said he had observed, during the murder trial proceedings, how several main prosecution witnesses, especially D9 (serious crime division) policemen from city police contingent, had “fabricated stories.”

“They did not tell the truth and always changed their stories when they were cross-examined (over her murder),” he said.

HERE's the link

Let's just wait and see..Interesting stuff are gonna crop up so pay attention as the trial proceeds! Let's see if -

1. Razak Baginda will be at least called in as a witness. If he might spill the beans this time. Karma, baby. Karma!

2. Let's find out who the 'Certain Parties' and what the 'truth' and 'fabricated stories' are.


"Karma is not fate, for humans act with free will creating their own destiny. According to the Vedas, if we sow goodness, we will reap goodness; if we sow evil, we will reap evil. Karma refers to the totality of our actions and their concomitant reactions in this and previous lives, all of which determines our future. The conquest of karma lies in intelligent action and dispassionate response." (wikipedia)

In the bnmustgo's terminology, this simply means - "If there's no fire, there won't be any smoke" or " if you throw something at the fan, it's gonna come back and hit you right in the face"

So let's sit tight as the Shiite is about to hit the fan!


hell hath no fury of a murdered, blown to bits Mongolian woman spurned!

STOP! Before you shout ,"Treason" !

Take a good look into the mirror first, we would suggest....
You don't want to end end up being the wolf that cries foul when the tiger eats the sheep. Nor would you want to be a RAT telling the mice not to eat cheese.

Was it not you guys who went all out to support the Mahafiraun when he challenged and eventually took away royal immunity?
Was it not you guys who protested when Their Royal Highnesses of Perlis and Trengganu decided on their own choices for Mentris Besar?
But this day in age, there's one crime that's frowned upon more than even Treason, and that's treason against the people! crimes against the RAKYAT!




When the Protectors turn against those they have sworn to protect!



When the 'Servants' indulge in lavish, as the 'Masters' languish!When the 'Leaders' act like monkeys, bigots, morons..... Got save us all!


Tunku on constitutional monarchy -

'Under our constitutions, either federal or state, the ruler is the fount of authority, and as such guardian of the constitution. Just as the constitution ensures that his office is respected, so too must a
ruler respect the constitution.’



A word of advise from the man on the street - Guys, while we do not agree with what Karpal said, we should respect his freedom of speech and freedom of opinion.

While we all hate the monkey KJ and the hantu Toyol, let's spare the police reports. Afterall, aren't we for the freedom of assembly?

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Bedtime Stories - King Rajib and His Merry Men Part I (Malaysiakini)

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, high in the mountains, there lived a beautiful princess named Princess Syarib. Her hair was long and dark and her eyes were like a pair of rarest blue sapphires, her beauty second to none in her land.

Meanwhile, on another land, Malacedia, there lived evil and vile King Rajib and his horrible Queen Rasmah. King Rajib spent all day and all night chasing after young maidens in his land, while Queen Ramah spent all her time perfecting her deadly potions, poisons and evil spells on the suffering subjects of Malacedia.

Now it comes to the attention of King Rajib the beauty of Princess Syarib, which he could not stop thinking about. The King sent for 10 of his best soldier to kidnap the Princess from her home to make her his new wife, to which they obeyed and carried out. Unfortunately for Princess Syarib, Queen Rasmah found out about the King's doings, and in so, got her own two most ruthless minions ShyLul and Asilah to bring Princess Syarib before her.

"You, you tried to seduce my husband, tramp! For that, you shall die a long painful death. I want you to suffer, and I want you to scream until your throat bears you no more voice, until your eyes boil and until your body is melted into ashes", shrieked the wicked Queen.

Before the poor Princess could say anything to proclaim her innocence, evil Queen Rasmah had ShyLul and Asilah burn her alive while she laughed and watch with bloodthirsty glee until the Princess' last dying screams.

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Now, a brave knight visiting the land, Sir Peterlot, happened to hear the commotion at the Palace grounds, went closer to find out what was happening, and saw the Queen standing over the Princess' body and laughing hysterically.

Sir Peterlot immediately went to see the land's Majister, Lord Augustus. Unknown to the valiant knight, Lord Augustus serves no one but the evil royal couple, for he is evil himself.

Upon hearing Knight Peterlot's complains, he nods his head and announced, "Peterlot, you have a forked tongue and you speak ill of our King and Queen. Guards, arrest this fraud. Keep him in the dungeons until he repents his actions, or until he dies. Make him eat foods which even a hog will not touch, and makes sure he suffers insufferable torture!"

By now the people of Malacedia have heard about Sir Peterlot, and everybody, men women and children of the land, rushed to the Majistarium and demanded fairness and justice. They have long known about the evil ways of their King and Queen, and have grown weary of them.

Upon sensing the danger of the crowd, the ever cunning Majister Augustus changed his stance and declared, "Peterlot, you will be tried tomorrow at noon!"

"On what charge, Majister?" asks Sir Peterlot.

"SEDITION! SEDITION! SEDITION! Now guards, lock up this lying man!" boomed the Majister.

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The next day, at noon.....
"Peterlot son of Kamal, you have been charged with SEDITION! You have lied and said nasty things about our beloved King Rajib and Queen Ramah! How do you plea, you little insect?"
asked the Majister

"NOT GUILTY, Majister. I know what I saw, and what I saw was the Queen murdering Princess in cold bl...."

"SEDITION!!! SEDITION!!! There is no truth in that statement, Peterlot!" interrupted the Majister.

"How do you know the King and Queen are innocent, Majister?" asked Sir Peterlot.

"Because he is the King and she is the Queen. They are honorable people," retorted the Majister.

"Did you ask them?" questioned the brave knight.

"No," answered the Majister proudly.

"Then I put it to you that whatever the King and Queen say is not important?" asked Sir Peterlot.

"Of course it's important, you little twit. Do not twist my words," cursed the Majister.

"Majister, you as the upholder of Justice in the Land, should you not be impartial, fair and fearless? Should you then, at least, ask the King and Queen if they had cruely murdered anybody" asked Sir Peterlot.

"But of course I am a fair person! But the King and Queen is above the law!" the Majister, clearly agitated, again shouted.

"Nobody is above the law!!!" declared Sir Peterlot bravely. The crowd cheered and cheered.

"SILENCE! This is SEDITION! Do all of you understand? SEDITION, SEDITION, SEDITION!!! Guards, put this man back into jail!!! Throw him to the dogs!" bellowed Majister Augustus, red faced and full of hatred.

As the guards start to grab Sir Peterlot's arms, the crowd, the honorable people of Malacedia, feuled on by extreme anger, starts to move forward towards the Majisterium, towards Majister Augustus.....


... to be continued




Note:
The above story is a pure work of fiction. Resemblences to any person living, dead or dying (or on Botox), is coincidental.




Meanwhile, here's some news on what's happening in the real world, which has totally nothing to do with what you just read :P


http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98022


RPK's sedition trial: Najib in the limelight
Pathmawathy Subramaniam | Feb 10, 09 7:50pm

An investigating officer of the murdered Mongolian Altantuya Shaariibuu case today admitted that deputy prime Minster Najib Abdul Razak was not investigated even though he was an important witness.

However the revelations of assistant director of the Interpol National Centre Bureau Gan Tack Guan did not come at the Altantuya murder trial.

Instead he was a witness at the sedition trial of popular blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin at the Petaling Jaya Session Court.

raja petra kamaruddin rpk session court kl 241108 02Raja Petra is facing trial for the alleged seditious article entitled 'Let's send the Altantuya murderers to hell' which was posted on the Malaysia Today

Gan was testifying today after failing to show up on two previous occasions.

The police officer was the one who lodged a police report on Raja Petra after reading the article on April 30. He is also the chief investigating officer in the murder trial of Altantuya.

In his testimony today he agreed that Najib's name was mentioned in the said article and admitted that the deputy prime minister was an "important witness".
website on April 25.



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http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/98090

RPK seeks to disqualify Augustine Paul
Hafiz Yatim | Feb 11, 09 6:38pm

Blogger Raja Petra Kamarudin wants Federal Court judge S. Augustine Paul to be disqualified from hearing the prosecution's appeal over his release under the Internal Security Act detention and his cross-appeal application.

MCPX

raja petra and isa internal security act 230908Lawyer Malik Imtiaz Sarwar, in seeking a postponement to today's hearing at the apex court, said he had just received instructions from Raja Petra to ask for Paul's recusal.

"We will file a written application tomorrow."