The Beruk-beruk of BN's election 'machinery'

Lawan Tetap Lawan - Post Election Blues from BNMustGo

So the Hulu Selangor election is over, the results are known (BN beat PKR by a mere 1,725 votes, in case you want to go into details), and the tears are shed.

And the responses to BN Must Go's Facebook page and my own personal Inbox have predictably been the usual:

"How do you feel? Are you giving up?"

"No hope la"

"I want to migrate"

"BN is so dirty"

So are we giving up? Should we just pack up and go? Throw in the towel?

The answer is a resounding NO.

In fact, my BNMustGo Movement's co admin, Andrew, and me, we are going to up the ante. We are going to work even harder, get more voters registered, and try to reach out to as many people as we can.

This is our pledge.

In Hulu Selangor, from nomination till polling day, we were actively on the ground almost every day. We braved the hot burning sun, the pouring rain and even the hostile (some say kurang ajar) BN supporters imported from other states. We campaigned as if there's no tomorrow. We stuck with the DAP fellas, the PKR fellas, and the PAS fellas running all over Hulu Selangor.

We left the comforts of our home, our young families (my baby boy, Jayden, was just born 3 weeks ago, by the way) and we went to the ground. We worked, did all that we could, and tried to keep you guys posted on Facebook with as much information as we could gather.

At the end of the day, we did not win. At least not in votes.

But we won something else more important. We won the hearts of the people we met. We won the attention of the people of Hulu Selangor. We opened up the voters' eyes to the shrewdness of the BN machinery, and how malicious and ruthless they could be.

So after all these, should we give up? Definitely NO. The war between good and evil is just beginning. And we are on the side of good. How can we lose then, if we remain steadfast and the people are with us?

BN MUST GO WILL NOT GO DOWN UNTIL BARISAN NASIONAL IS BURIED.


For Justice,

Leon Lee (co-Administrator of the BN Must Go Movement)

PS - Thank you to my dear friends who worked tirelessly in the PKR Media Centre and on the ground, especially to Harris Ibrahim, Dikyn, YB Loh Gwo-Burne, Fahmi, Latheefa and Ginie.

.: The BIGGEST FUCKING IDIOT SO FAR :.

And to think this moron is among the Selangor state's Pakatan political leaders.


Excerpt from Malaysiakini, read the full text here:

http://www.malaysiakini.com/news/111565



Powers of arrest?

Hassan however issued contradictory statements on whether the mosque officials had the powers to arrest. Below is an excerpt of the press conference held at the state secretariat building yesterday:

Hassan: In other words, they are merely the ears and eyes (of the authorities).

Reporter: That is not what has been reported from your previous press conference...

Hassan: No, no, no. You were misreporting. I was very clear on that.

Reporter: So there is no powers of arrest?

Hassan: They can arrest and bring them to the authorities.

Reporter: If there is no enforcement officials present, can they make arrests?

Hassan: Every district has enforcement officers.

Reporter: Meaning, they must arrest people in the presence of enforcement officials and not on their own?

Hassan: Yes.

Reporter: So they can approach offenders on their own, but in an advisory capacity?

Hassan: Yes. It is like this, if someone reports to the mosque official that someone is consuming alcohol and the mosque official goes (to take action). He can tangkap (arrest), but he (mosque officials) cannot impose penalties.

Reporter: Under what law are mosque officials allowed to make arrests?

Hassan: It says so under the authority card (issued to them).

Reporter: So the mosque officials have powers of arrests?

Hassan: Yes, but not as wide as the enforcement officials.

Reporter: What if the offender does not cooperate?

Hassan: They normally will go in groups. Their role is to advise. 'You have made a mistake, come follow us to see the authorities'. If that person fights back, the enforcement officials will take action.

Reporter: You are contradicting what you said earlier. You said mosque officials can make arrests.

Hassan: It is like this, if someone in a village is found drinking, they (the mosque officials) can arrest him and take him to the authorities.

Reporter: Are they allowed to use handcuffs?

Hassan: No.



Issuing authority cards? LOL This fucking idiot actually thinks he can issue his own authority cards to arrest anybody he likes.

They called this guy the UMNO mole. BNMustGo concurs. Only an UMNO freak can be so godamn stupid.

Open letter to Zambry

Attn: Datuk Seri Dr Zambry Abdul Kadir, MB of Perak

Dear Sir,

We are writing this open letter to you because we feel that you have been thoroughly wronged by the people of Perak, and we would like to come to your defense. After all, BNMustGo is all about justice and righteousness, yes?

We realised that you are being called many unpleasant names, and we suppose they might have hurt your feelings somewhat. Please be strong, Datuk, for they are all nothing but malicious lies spread by the unemployed womanfolk bloggers.

Take for example, the fact that you are more well known by your nick names of Zambry Mamak, Zambry Kutty, Zambry Jelmaan Sami Vellu etc, than anything else.

Well, we do not think you are a mamak. Afterall, you are a member of UMNO - the United MALAYS National Organisation. So you SHOULD be a Malay. UMNO only accepts Malays as members, right? To hell with with those bloggers.

And about the Kutty thing. We think they must have mistaken you with the Tun Kutty a/l Kutty. You know, the fella that robbed us dry for 2 decades, and is now back for more? Come to think of it, how can the bloggers be so stupid? The Tun Kutty is so Pakistani, and you are so dashingly Melayu looking. He's shrewed and smart, while you are, er, well, you are what you are.

In any case, if you really admire the original Kutty and wants to be him (or at least look like him, skintone-wise), well, just contact Micheal Jackson. He can definitely teach you how to do the Black or White thing. Afterall, Clorox is cheap at Carrefour this week (RM 6.99 for 5L extra large). BNMustGo hereby agrees to sponsor you all the bleach you need to have your Channel [V] Next Top Model style makeover, should you decide to do so. Of course, our sponsorship is limited to all the bleach for your personal use only.

Next they called you an illegitimate Menteri Besar and that you have an illegitimate EXCO and an illegitimate mandate, among many other illegitimate things about you. Please do not take those to heart, as they are just jealous of you. Though you are going to be one of the shortest tenured MBs to take office in our country's history, we think you are as legit as it goes. Afterall, the whole of Perak supports and love you right? They are your loyal and royal subjects, and you are free to treat Perakians anyway you wish. That is your birthright. Your destiny.

We also think you selling off the Camrys and buying the Perdanas is surely a masterstroke, the pinacle of your ingenuity. We should support the National Cars at all costs. Even if the maintenance is 3 times as high, the quality stinks and it's a 15 year old design, that is okay. It is the state's money, and what use is money if not spent. Agree?

Come 7 May 2009, we would be in Ipoh to support you and your goons, er, we mean the other BN ADUNS. We will stand in the front line to defend you should the Pakatan supporters turn rowdy or start hurling insults at you again. In fact, if you wish, we can help you grab that speaker's chair. Get rid of the Sivakumar fella once and for all. And help seal your name into the history books for all eternity.

Will the Real Slime Kutty please stand up?

Thank you.

Yours sincerely,

BNMustGo


Another one of your fans, listing down all the contributions you have for the people of Perak:

Jasa2 Zambry al-kudeta… Baru saja 2 bulan Zambry merampas oppss memerintah Perak..kita telah melihat banyak jasa2 yang telah dibuat beliau untuk rakyat Perak…

1. baru saja masuk pejabat Menteri Besar langkah pertama tukar karpet dan lain-lain asesori….maka berwajah barulah pejabat MB sekarang ini..bertambah ceria dan berseri…

2. Pecat semua ketua kampung pilihan rakyat… Ketua kampung pilihan rakyat ini dilantik atas kehendak Raja Muda…idok ke menderhaka namaya tu..? ehh..itu bukan derhaka itu mengembalikan hak rakyat…

3. Zambry yang berjiwa rakyat menjamu rakyat dengan ‘Sure Heboh’ untuk menghiburkan rakyat jelata…direstukan pula oleh Tok Mufti..satu gandingan yang mantop…betul2 Zamby dan Tok Mufti memahami kehendak rakyat…

4. Menjimatkan wang rakyat dengan melelong Camry yang masih dalam jaminan 3 tahun..kerana beliau nak guna semula Perdana V6…alangkah mulianya Zambry ini… sehingga mendapat anugerah dari Sultan Perak dengan gelaran Dato’ Seri…bayangkan baru 2 bulan merampas oppsss memerintah dah dapat anugerah..korang ADUN PR memerintah Perak 10 bulan dapat apa..tu laa jasa korang tak setara dengan Zambry and the gang…tu pasal tak dapat apa2…

lihatlah..betapa banyak sumbangan yang dah dibuat kepada rakyat Perak..dalam masa 2 bulan..banyak ‘penjimatan’ wang rakyat telah dilakukan oleh Zambry… JASAMU AKAN DIKENANG..!!


Courtesy of:
http://jasindaily.blogspot.com/2009/04/jasa-jasa-zambry-mamak-di-perak.html


Some of the sites which called you a mamak, for your further action, Datuk Seri:

http://ini-yang-aku-rasa.blogspot.com/2009/02/zambry-mamak-realorang-melayu-atau.html

http://seriiskandar.wordpress.com/2009/03/06/ppac-mamak-zambry-dan-exco-haram-gagal-hadir-malaysiakini/

http://jelas.info/2009/04/27/zambry-unnecessary-to-let-perak-people-decide-who-is-legitimate-mb/


Oh by the way, here's the Google stats for "Zambry Mamak" Search: Results 11 - 20 of about 32,700 for zambry mamak. (0.13 seconds)

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Of condolences and sadness

The wife of one of the prominent local state politicians just kicked the bucket recently, after helping her husband rob and steal from the people for more than 27 years.

BNMustGo would like to wish the family the deepest of condolences. Not that we are very sorry about it, really. I mean, if it's your time, it's your time.

The only regret we have, if any, about this whole thing is that perhaps the Higher Powers took the wrong spouse. Or took one less. Should've done the one up over both of them. Actually, should've just whacked the entire family and next of kins. Ali Bebe and the 40 thieves (and robbers, wife beaters, etc), basically.

The husband is probably the more suitable candidate to have a game over. And this will definitely save the people of the poor state much, much further anguish, heartbreak and sadness.

Imagine, then, Mr Widower, when you die (which we hope is real soon), the entire state will rejoice in your death. Everybody will cheer, and party and dance like there's no tomorrow. Imagine decades after you die, we will still tell our grand kids about the atrocities you committed against your fellow country men.

And when you die, you will be judged in Hell. And we'll bet the ranch that you will burn in the Fires of Hell for eternity as well. Just like your wife.

May God have mercy on what's left of your dark soul, for no one else will.

Penanti - Why we are fully behind BN standing in the by-election

On a recent Malaysiakini news report about BN considering about pulling out of the Penanti by-election, we here at BNMustGo wish to voice our dissatisfaction over this issue.

We want you to fight, you chicken shit. You lose like what, 5-6 by-elections (not mentioning getting your arse whoped to kingdom come in GE 2008, of course), and now you are running scared?

And you call yourselves the party that leads the people? Where's your balls? What does this tell the other nations about our country's leaders? That you can blow up people using C4, but is afraid to even stand in a little election?

Now as it is with our previous postings, we are going to give you facts and figures why it benefits the people (or certain people, that is) if you were to change your mind and fight like a real man:

1. Our Police Raja Di Malaysia (PRDM) are too damn free. Need to give them something to do or else they are taking gaji buta (our hard earned money). Get them to act as goons and beat up people. Use them to arrest the Pakatan boys. Most important of all, remember their postal votes. Remember. Very Important. You need those votes to look less embarassing later.

2. Apart from gerrymandering and "ensuring the dominance of a certain race in the country", the piece of crap Elections Commission is practically good for nothing. Give them something to do during this by-E, and possibly the higher echlons will get to sniff out some 'incentives' from poster and ballot printing companies. Call it another type of mini economic stimulus package.

3. Speaking of stimulus packages, the people will get goodies too. The people will get their few hundred ringgit ang pows and vote the opposition once again. But remember, it's not really your money, is it? Who cares as long as it's Uncle Vincent's cash, which he will then rip off from the people through questionable contracts yet again. See? No costs involved for you BN fellas.

4. You get another golden chance to show the people what you do best: giving racist speeches, talk about your spirited 50 year old struggle (and of course, still struggling) for the sake of a certain race, defaming Pakatan guys and gals, and last but not least, this time around, you get to showpiece your greatest asset of all time, the Tun himself (who wants to spearhead the campaign, can you imagine).

5. Sex scandals! Yes. This one is a sure bet. Every time there's a big political movement around the corner, surprisingly there's always nude pictures, homosexual swearings, mattresses and so on. Seems to happen only to Pakatan people, strangely enough. However, just like how you get tired of sex with the same style all the time, we are kind of sick of the usual stuffs. Let's be more creative this time around. How about making your own Youth Chief Son-In-Law a homonecro-beastialitic (suggest a dead male cow or sheep .. easier to find and plant evidence) instead? Could be feng shui. Seems like the victimized party always seem to win. Go victimize yourself. Might get a few more sympathy votes.

You know, when you lose (which which you are assured of, of course), it's okay. You gave it your best shot. You will even have given the people a chance to make extra income, listen to your crap satires and have a good laugh about you, and let the people screw you again after taking your money.

So Mr C4, be a man. Lawan tetap lawan. And we suppose you are just as "Pantang Dicabar" as your predecessor (who really did run away after 'dicabar' by you, if we recall correctly).

So you see, the benefits far outweight the cons. Go ahead BN! GO BN! GO BN! GO BN! BN MUST GO!